Geeze, just get a snazzier sports car, dude

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Story-1 (Joe & Stacey)
Story-2 (Republican token)
Cultural ref (best of South Park‘s Token)

6 Comments!

  1. sortah
    Posted March 21, 2019 at 4:48 pm |

    So, if joe the pervert swallows his tongue, mistaking it for a prune, in such a scenario we would get stacy the tank as our new president? I mean, if by some strange happenings slow joe were our president? I hear a loud crying out in the universe as if a million souls were snuffed out. And I hope I would be one of them.

  2. OldFert
    Posted March 21, 2019 at 5:04 pm |

    I wholeheartedly look forward to Ms Abrams being selected as Mr Biden’s VP running mate.

    And I hope that the Biden-Abrams ticket wins the Democrat nomination for President and VP.

    That way I can vote against both of them at the same time.

  3. Veeshir
    Posted March 21, 2019 at 8:39 pm |

    Dumber/Dumberer 2020!

    Or should that be Dumberer/Dumber 2020!?

    It’s hard to be dumber than Biden.

  4. MikeAZ
    Posted March 22, 2019 at 7:28 am |

    Should it ever occur that Biden/Abrams would appear on the ballot, and then that they might actually win, it would be proof that God is dead and the End Days are upon us.

  5. Grover Cleveland Brown
    Posted March 22, 2019 at 7:34 am |

    On a positive note it looks like Dem’s have found the only female VP nominee creepy uncle Joe can keep his hands off of.

  6. rickn8or
    Posted March 22, 2019 at 10:37 am |

    I wholeheartedly look forward to Ms Abrams being selected as Mr Biden’s VP running mate.

    And I hope that the Biden-Abrams ticket wins the Democrat nomination for President and VP.

    That way I can vote against both of them at the same time.

    And the cry will be “You’re voting against Biden because of Abrams because you’re a racist sexist pig.”

    And having Abrams as my VP would cause me to invoke the same rule as if it were Hillary in the second spot: The first job I’d fill in my new administration would be Food Taster. “No thank you, I wouldn’t care for any of your home-baked Bitter Almond Crunch Cookies.”