Mothers Day

Love ‘em while ya got ‘em.
She wiped your butt for years.
Least you can do is take ‘er out for chow,
rather than make ‘er sweat over a holiday feast at home.

Not all guys got the message, evidently.

Dunno if any of that’s true, but it makes for a Ps joke.

(What? Well, reckon Sandy told ‘er what a garbage disposal is.)


  1. Veeshir
    Posted May 12, 2019 at 5:54 pm |

    Totally unscripted!

    I will say she’s much better than Hillary and Fauxcahontas at acting like a normal person.

  2. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted May 13, 2019 at 11:45 am |

    Feminist card revoked.

    (Hers, or his?)

  3. rickn8or
    Posted May 13, 2019 at 2:36 pm |

    Just wait until she shows up some place all cammied up and asks “Is this where I can get me a huntin’ license”.

  4. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted May 14, 2019 at 11:04 am |

    You no unnahstan: Ego Stroke twenty donllah extra. Gel nail only five dollah.

    This why you no have boyfrien.