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The Pythonization of London continues apace

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Cultural ref (Monty Python: pointed stick)
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(What? Yeah, not of much use to past historians.)

Actually, spoon assault is not funny.
(What? Oh, yeah, it’s ha-ha funny; but it’s not, you know, ironic funny)

8 Comments!

  1. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted May 14, 2019 at 8:49 pm |

    Maybe the guy just played the spoon badly, which could annoy meth heads and thereby caused trouble.
    Give Constable Blackadder a valor medal for that!

  2. Sondracarys, Queen of SondraKistan
    Posted May 14, 2019 at 10:09 pm |

    YOU COULD SCOOP YOUR EYE OUT WITH THAT THING!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Veeshir
    Posted May 14, 2019 at 11:32 pm |

    That looks like a drawer in my father’s kitchen.
    His knives must be broken, they haven’t killed anybody.

    I will say it’s good they confiscated those forks, cuz they’re done and they need a fork stuck in em.

  4. MikeAZ
    Posted May 15, 2019 at 6:03 am |

    I had a brilliant moment of inspiration for a response here, but Veeshir stole my thunder while I was getting coffee.

  5. Posted May 15, 2019 at 7:52 am |

    Oh sure, the spoon doesn’t LOOK dangerous – but did you check out the rust? That’s tetanus just waiting to happen.

  6. rickn8or
    Posted May 15, 2019 at 10:11 am |

    These guys had an empire “Upon which the sun never set”, right??

    I’m starting to think Monty Python produced training films.

  7. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted May 15, 2019 at 11:39 am |

    Well, the Brits have always had a reputation for lousy cuisine (hence the adoption of the Fwench word for it), so I guess the impossibility of cooking shows in England isn’t really such a loss, is it?

    (Or does the BBC get to use the David Gregory exemption?…)

  8. neal
    Posted May 16, 2019 at 8:53 am |

    I lost my sterling silver assault gravy ladle in a tragic boating accident.

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