Don’t never say “never-again,” not never again

Pelosi ties ‘erself in nots as a way of sayin’
“We ain’t never said that there wasn’t no crisis”

Well, except for all those times you did
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7 Comments!

  1. Paul Moore
    Posted May 20, 2019 at 4:06 am |

    It’s that double negative that Orwell spoke of in “Politics and the English Language”; a beloved trick of politicians since forever.

  2. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted May 20, 2019 at 7:40 am |

    Well, given the presence (and diversity-point power) of such creatures as Ihlan Omar and Rashida Tlaib within their party, I can’t see any Dem using the phrase “never again” – ever again.

    (‘course, they could just claim to be taken out of context…)

  3. rickn8or
    Posted May 20, 2019 at 7:44 am |

    Two heartbeats away from the Presidency…

  4. DougM (a 20th-Century guy)
    Posted May 20, 2019 at 11:03 am |

    LotF ^2
    Hmm, hadn’t thought of that angle, but yeah.
    I was stuck in a James Bond movie rut.
    I like yours way better. I must think on’t.

  5. neal
    Posted May 20, 2019 at 11:10 am |

    She done ain’t never mind none.

  6. DougM (a 20th-Century guy)
    Posted May 20, 2019 at 4:36 pm |

    ^ Dammit!!!
    Should’a used “don’t make no never-mind”

  7. Veeshir
    Posted May 20, 2019 at 8:15 pm |

    Pelosi is most non non-heinous.