Keepin’ bare wimmin


Alas, they suspended that twitter account,
but I think this is the sign shown in the tweet

Minor quibbles:
• Guns don’t have rights
• They don’t claim a right to kill an innocent unborn
• You can buy and sell ‘em
• Women have a right to ‘em
• The gov’t restricts who can have ‘em an’ where you can take ‘em
• You have to lock ‘em in the trunk or baggage hold to take ‘em anywhere
• You can’t have fun with ‘em in populated areas
• You can’t leave kids alone with ‘em
• You’re expected to keep ‘em at home in nonworking condition, preferably locked up
• It’s okay to lend one to a friend, especially if you watch them
• You can have as many of ‘em as you can afford
• Progs don’t like ‘em if they look scary, especially black ones
Cultural ref
Note to KisPettes: any offense is unintentional (perhaps inferred, but not implied);
and, hey, I’m just a dumb ol’ guy who thinks he’s helping, so…

Uhm, it is.


  1. Dave
    Posted May 21, 2019 at 6:34 pm |

    I want a gun to be the mayor of Baltimore.
    Clean up that shithole.

  2. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted May 21, 2019 at 9:06 pm |

    Some places you have to fill out a bunch of papers, but then after 10 – 30 days waiting period, you own it.
    Other places, you just go in and pick one or a bunch, and take them home.
    And you can lock them in a closet if you like.
    Make me a sandwich, woman! Wash my car, then see to my laundry.

  3. Veeshir
    Posted May 21, 2019 at 10:15 pm |

    They’re both trouble when you’re under the influence.
    They both often look good in leather.
    Most important of all, don’t be downrange when they go off.

  4. TheBigHarry
    Posted May 22, 2019 at 4:54 am |

    Will there be a buy-back program so one can turn over a mother-in-law for cash, no questions asked?
    Asking for a friend.

  5. neal
    Posted May 22, 2019 at 9:28 am |

    The right to be suppressed for hearing protection?
    Do it for the children!

  6. Posted May 22, 2019 at 10:33 am |

    Great post Doug.

    These 5 comments, so far, are funnier than any material presented on SNL in the past 10 years! Kudos to the commenters.

  7. rickn8or
    Posted May 22, 2019 at 10:53 am |

    You can trade a .44 for two .22s…

  8. Nomen Nescio
    Posted May 23, 2019 at 2:00 pm |

    To be fair, nobody ever shouted “show us your tits!” at a gun.

  9. Veeshir
    Posted May 23, 2019 at 8:42 pm |

    ^ And rarely at women with a gun!