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  1. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted June 25, 2019 at 1:58 pm |

    The word you’re looking for is “refund”
    That or receive title to all the useless buildings put up at your alma mater as monuments to [name your faculty or donor].

    My engineering school has the same enrollment as when I graduated in 1968, yet now has not only the original engineering building but now maybe a dozen with 5 times the floor space.
    Where the farm for the agriculture school was in my day is now a monstrous sports complex with a huge outdoor swimming facility that would shame some water parks. Why should students and taxpayers foot the bill for that?

  2. Veeshir
    Posted June 25, 2019 at 9:04 pm |

    I paid my student loans, do I get that money back or are we just paying off deadbeats’ loans?

  3. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted June 26, 2019 at 8:42 am |

    Maybe if ya didn’t buy $600 watches you could pay the debts you chose to sign.

  4. rickn8or
    Posted June 26, 2019 at 9:53 am |

    Why stop at student loans? What about mortgages, credit card debt and auto loans?

    “Free” education will be worth what you paid for it.

  5. Thunderbottom
    Posted June 26, 2019 at 5:46 pm |

    Reminds me of what P.J. O’Rourke said about government-run healthcare: “If you think medical treatment is too expensive now, just wait until it’s ‘free’.”