Alexandria “Catfight” Cortez (aka Alexandria the grate)

(What? Well, can’t have puns and Bill-the-Cat jokes just lyin’ around going to waste)
This won’t end well
Cultural ref
Couple more catfight posts below
#2 picked up by Pookie’s Toons


  1. jlw
    Posted July 11, 2019 at 6:16 am |

    Pelosi will win this fight

    “Old age and treachery will always beat youth and exuberance”.

    -David Mamet

  2. rickn8or
    Posted July 11, 2019 at 9:21 am |

    I believe this is the first fight where I don’t care which one wins, so long as the winner completely obliterates the loser.

    That said, I’m with you DougM; AOC’s quick and scrappy but Nanners knows all the dirty tricks.

  3. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted July 11, 2019 at 9:31 am |

    “Alexandria the Grate” – That’s good; it’s going to be tough to choose between that and “Occasional Cortex”.

  4. DougM (speak three names)
    Posted July 11, 2019 at 11:16 am |

    ^ Yeah, the English language is just one, huge, automatic pun factory that produces revealed truth to those who are learned in the ways of the Book of Crosswords. Unfortunately, there is no cure, yet.

    I’m goin’ with “Catfight Cortez”
    Alliterations are almost as good