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8 Comments!

  1. Veeshir
    Posted July 15, 2019 at 8:48 pm |

    ‘Killed by zat gun’ would look awesome in an obituary or on a tombstone.
    Now I want to go.

  2. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted July 16, 2019 at 8:46 am |

    Yet the meeeeedia seems to be taking this ded seriously. What the hell — take it to the max!

    The Air Force releases footage of tons and tons of ammo + pallets of body bags…

    The Invaders with MadMax body armor [cheese grater gauntlets and colander helmets included] & burningMan cars.

    Summer fun!

  3. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted July 16, 2019 at 8:46 am |

    Both sides show up on the Appointed Date and have a BBQ…

  4. DougM (speak three names)
    Posted July 16, 2019 at 9:49 am |

    ^ A recruiting booth

    Sign here, son, and I promise, promise I’ll let ‘em know you should be assigned to the Area-51 UFO area.

  5. neal
    Posted July 16, 2019 at 11:57 am |

    Burning Man has aliens and spaceships. Seen the pictures.

  6. MikeAZ
    Posted July 17, 2019 at 5:55 am |

    Anybody with a lick of sense knows that them aliens were moved to Area 52 years ago!

  7. mech
    Posted July 17, 2019 at 7:33 am |

    They march in to Area 51 and out at that place 40 miles south of McMurdo Station.

  8. Thunderbottom
    Posted July 17, 2019 at 4:01 pm |

    Huh! A bunch of people with more money and time on their hands than good sense! Opening those vaults would probably prove as anti-climactic as Geraldo Rivera’s opening of Al Capone’s vault.