more random Ps stuff

As an experiment, I’ll post the cheap sarcasm/parody/schadenfreude stuff in one post each day.
If there’s something substantial to say or read, that’ll be a separate post

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Moved the Apollo-related ones to a new post
Culture painting from today’s Ace of Spades
#1 #2 #3 #4 & #5 picked up by Pookie’s Toons

10 Comments!

  1. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted July 19, 2019 at 9:20 pm |

    four horses-asses – fer damsure. Of… the sophomoric freshman class? …the you-want-fries-with-that set? …the here-honey-make-it-a-double future? …the to-the-airport-and-step-on-it-sweetie?

    They ain’t got enough heft to be apocalyptic.
    pfffft

  2. MikeAZ
    Posted July 20, 2019 at 6:03 am |

    My thought: someone needs to remind Angela Merkel of a few things. First, we assisted in kicking their Germanic asses in 1918, and were seriously involved in beating the crap out of their Nazi asses in 1945. When the division came after the end of WWII and Germany was shared as spoils of war, not only did America feed them, clothe them, treat their wounds, and help them rebuild from a totally wasted battlefield to a thriving economic power, but we invited them to rejoin the world of nations as an equal partner.

    So when Chancellor Merkel gets up in front of a television camera and begins to lecture the U.S. on how we should do things her (rapidly failing) way, I would remind her of one more thing: You STILL owe us for EVERYTHING we did for you. When you’re paid IN FULL, then you can preach.

  3. Posted July 20, 2019 at 8:05 am |

    Do NOT view this if you are overly sensitive or have a really caring heart. It will tug at your heart with its inhumanity.

    sarc/off

    https://twitter.com/LizabellaBella/status/1152593595498500098/photo/1

  4. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted July 20, 2019 at 8:50 am |

    For some reason, that Omar bint always makes me think of a Q-tip.

    (Racist of me, I know. But as they say in Quebec, je ne give a shit pas…)

  5. Posted July 20, 2019 at 9:08 am |

    ^4 LotF

    LMAOOOO! Q-tip classic.

    Our request of the new “northern” hijab has yet to be approved by Mecca:

    http://www.twistedk.com/baby-hats.html

  6. Posted July 20, 2019 at 9:12 am |

    Okay Doug – i promise i’ll stop after this one but LotF got me going……LOL

    https://twitter.com/mtgbballcoach/status/1152408196960706560

  7. DougM (speak three names)
    Posted July 20, 2019 at 10:08 am |

    ^ Did you hear me say, “stop”?

  8. Posted July 20, 2019 at 12:57 pm |

    self imposed, Doug LOL

  9. Thunderbottom
    Posted July 20, 2019 at 6:31 pm |

    ^3., LOTF: Horsey! That dude has been drawing his craptoons full of leftist boilerplate for the Seattle Post-UnIntelligencer for years! Not quite as bad as Tom Toles or the late political cartoonist Burck (whose leftist boilerplate cartoons were published in the Chicago Sun-Times). As the former head of ICE told Congresswomyn Chiquita Khrushchev, if American citizens commit crimes, they get separated from their children, too.

  10. Posted July 21, 2019 at 5:30 am |

    ^9 Thunderbottom

    Thanks for the insight and background – I had no clue as to who these cartoonists are but “Seattle” makes it all fall into line. haha