ToDaZeD in Congress

let’s baffle an elderly man on live tv

Tom McClintock (Rad CA), after describing many of the omissions and ineptitudes, described the Mueller Report thus:

“You put it in a paper sack, lit it on fire, dropped it on the our porch, rang the doorbell, and ran.”

“I take your question.”

7 Comments!

  1. Patricia
    Posted July 24, 2019 at 9:19 am |

    I turned Mueller’s testimony off and went to do laundry when he couldn’t understand the question (from a democrat) and asked for it to be repeated, so she did so by speaking m u c h s l o w e r. No wonder it took $40,000,000 and 2-1/2 years to get a report of no collusion and I won’t charge the President on anything else.

  2. TheBigHarry
    Posted July 24, 2019 at 9:26 am |

    Poor Mueller, DaZeD and confused, Yeti persisted.

  3. Thunderbottom
    Posted July 24, 2019 at 9:31 am |

    “Yet they (the FBI and Democrats) persisted,” – like a bad, hacking cough.

  4. MikeAZ
    Posted July 24, 2019 at 11:45 am |

    ^3
    Or a suspicious, lingering rash.

  5. DougM (speak three names)
    Posted July 24, 2019 at 12:40 pm |

    I didn’t watch it live, just bits and pieces like this:

    Rep. Steve Chabot (R-OH): “When you talk about the firm that produced the Steele [dossier], the name of the firm that produced that was Fusion GPS. Is that correct?”

    Robert Mueller: “I’m not familiar … with that”

    Excuse my language, but WTF’nF ?!

  6. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted July 24, 2019 at 3:10 pm |

    “I take your question.”

  7. DougM (speak three names)
    Posted July 24, 2019 at 4:52 pm |

    The person who learned the most about the Muller Report, today, was Bob Muller
    Which brings up the question as to who was actually running the investigation and writing the report.

    This clip is my favorite, so far:
    https://twitter.com/RepDanCrenshaw/status/1154072950846496768