Oh, boy, is this great !

C’mon, we all love to watch a jerk self-immolate in front’a God’n everbody.
Well, I do



This is risible
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NOTE: I will kibosh the actual n-word in comments. It’s a despicable and vile term which is totally unnecessary in civil discourse.
Story (caution: unseemly language NSFW)
Title cultural ref (Animal House)
Cultural ref (Animal House)
Cultural ref (Life of Brian)
Cultural ref (Fredo kissed)
Cultural ref (Fredo fishing)
#1 picked up by Pookie’s Toons

13 Comments!

  1. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted August 13, 2019 at 11:41 am |

    You’d think a professional (“I’m a CNN anchor!”) used to speaking before tens of people could keep his cool.
    I like “Fredo Cuomo” better than “Chris Cuomo”. It loses the jingling alliteration.

  2. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted August 13, 2019 at 12:41 pm |

    It ought to be absolutely epic the first time a guest on his show calls him Fredo to his face.

  3. TheBigHarry
    Posted August 13, 2019 at 4:56 pm |

    I hear the children singing

    There was a man that earned his name
    F-R E-D-O
    F-R E-D-O
    F-R E-D-O
    and Fredo was his name-o

  4. Dave
    Posted August 13, 2019 at 7:30 pm |

    Actual n-word? I hate “n-word”
    Saying “n-word” is like saying it without saying it. So say it or don’t.
    Don’t be a pussy about it.

  5. DougM (speak three names)
    Posted August 13, 2019 at 8:34 pm |

    ^ It’s my only kibosh rule.
    Not much to ask.
    Think of it as a personal favor.

  6. Posted August 13, 2019 at 8:36 pm |

    What I can’t quite figure out is that Cuomo has always embraced being called a “cracker”

  7. MikeAZ
    Posted August 14, 2019 at 7:00 am |

    For as much as FREDO has tried to be relevant and believable in his career as a “journalist,” he blew it all in one (probably alcohol-fueled) tirade over the weekend.

    Sorry, FREDO, but whatever value you may have had to CNN has dropped below that of Don (the “stark and disturbing”) Lemon. When the network finally determines that it is truly slipping under the waves of relevancy, FREDO and Don will be the next ballast to be tossed overboard.

  8. rickn8or
    Posted August 14, 2019 at 8:17 am |

    I think you’ve pretty well covered the field with this one; I don’t see any new “Fredo” memes appearing.

    Saaa-LUTE!

  9. DougM (speak three names)
    Posted August 14, 2019 at 12:17 pm |

    ^ Now, that was the nicest, sweetest way I’ve ever been told to stop

  10. Dave
    Posted August 14, 2019 at 3:46 pm |

    Asked Siri how old Chris Cuomo is…

  11. DougM (speak three names)
    Posted August 14, 2019 at 7:40 pm |

    ^ *heheee*

  12. rickn8or
    Posted August 15, 2019 at 7:44 am |

    DougM, it’s not so much that you’ve run out of Fredo memes, (or even out of good ones) it’s just that I figured you’d have ever so much fun with

    “Clinton with the blue dress
    Blue dress
    Blue dress
    Clinton with the blue dress ON”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7353967/Did-Jeffrey-Epstein-portrait-Bill-Clinton-blue-dress-red-heels-NYC-mansion.html

    Somewhere, Paula Jones (and a lot of other women) are laughing their asses off.

  13. DougM (speak three names)
    Posted August 15, 2019 at 12:56 pm |

    ^
    [rubs eyes with palms of hands]
    [slumps back in recliner, Fredo style]

    Yeah, I thought about it, ol’ son;
    but I felt all icky* while looking for an angle

    Never thought I’d say this,
    but reckon some things are beneath even me
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    * Sondra hates people who use that word; thought I’d caution y’all to avoid it