First, they came for my stuff…

…then they came for me

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  1. MikeAZ
    Posted August 18, 2019 at 5:50 am |

    My guns, my straws, FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!

  2. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted August 18, 2019 at 7:34 am |

    this sez it best:

  3. DougM (speak three names)
    Posted August 18, 2019 at 1:06 pm |

    ^^ Mike
    Yeah, that‘s the thing.
    brb

    ^ Claire
    Sad, but true

  4. Max
    Posted August 18, 2019 at 4:44 pm |

    Nice catch, Claire!

  5. Posted August 18, 2019 at 4:54 pm |

    The Lefties all love to say that the Founding Fathers meant “flintlocks” when referring to the right to bear arms. Well, the original straws back in the 1800′s were pieces of rye grass. So, isn’t it appropriate for me, while partaking at a progressive eatery that has banned straws, that I simply ask for a long section of rye grass for my Arnie Palmer?

  6. DougM (speak three names)
    Posted August 18, 2019 at 5:23 pm |

    ^ Remember this one from 2013?