This won’t end well

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UPDATE: Certificate replaced

How many high-capacity magazines have been turned-in since New Jersey outlawed them?
Go ahead, take a guess, then get the answer here.
(Hint: unfortunate boating accidents skyrocket)

11 Comments!

  1. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted September 8, 2019 at 9:12 pm |

    I don’t know what kind of mushrooms that a-hole is eating, but judging from his hallucinations, they are a lot stronger than anything available around here.

  2. Posted September 9, 2019 at 5:10 am |

    Yeah, but what happens when all of those firearms you “lost” all end up in the trunk of Al Franken’s car?

  3. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted September 9, 2019 at 7:15 am |

    ^ I dunno. Al Franken gets arrested for having an arsenal in a gun free zone?

  4. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted September 9, 2019 at 8:27 am |

    AlFranken oughta stay outta the dang lake is what.

  5. Merle
    Posted September 9, 2019 at 5:57 pm |

    dang – I guessed “four” – way too high…. :)

  6. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted September 9, 2019 at 9:06 pm |

    Geez, don’t ever bet on my horse picks. I guessed 21 magazines turned in.

  7. DougM (speak three names)
    Posted September 10, 2019 at 4:05 pm |

    Dick ^3
    Dang! Good obscure historical ref.
    I totally forgot about that ballots-in-a-trunk thing.

  8. Dave
    Posted September 10, 2019 at 8:39 pm |

    Found it
    Man Reels In Semi-Automatic Rifle While Fishing At Lake Arlington

  9. Veeshir
    Posted September 11, 2019 at 1:25 am |

    ^I hope it was trashed since he turned in a Galil. I’ve always wanted one.
    Getting a gun out of a lake is a bonus, you don’t have to lose it in a boating accident

  10. rickn8or
    Posted September 11, 2019 at 10:10 am |

    Dave, does it say what he was using for bait?

  11. Posted September 11, 2019 at 10:45 pm |

    Fuck the lakes.

    I wanna go “fishing” on Ironbottom Sound.

    Word is there’s some twelve inch Naval Rifles down there, along with a plethora of .50 pairs and 40mm Bofors.

    Gimme!

    *ties on Rapala sixty ton electromagnet lure*

    Jim
    Sunk New Dawn
    Galveston, TX