No. No, you’re not

Three reasons, Mister O’Rourke:
1. SCOTUS won’t let you
2. We won’t let you
3. You’ll never be president

Congratulations on clarifying the fundamental
issue for the next election, though

It’s truly amazing that these people
can totally ignore that the Revolutionary War started when British troops were sent to confiscate the colonial militia’s armory at Concord.
Well, okay, one has to assume that they actually know that fact, yeah

(What? *heh* Couldn’t resist editing the first O’Rourke’s T-shirt image to reflect the true Betomouth)
Historical ref (Texas “Come and Take It” flag)
Historical ref (Concord)
Note: if you’re going to sell Ts with my “F**K NO” graphic, have at it.
I don’t do © stuff, but it’d be nice if you sent me a free one. Email me for size

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  1. TheBigHarry
    Posted September 14, 2019 at 3:31 pm |

    4. Don’t forget that boating accident thing.
    It’s a long story but we all have witnesses. There was Gilligan and the Skipper, a millionaire and his wife, a movie star, a professor and Mary Ann.

  2. TheBigHarry
    Posted September 14, 2019 at 4:13 pm |

    Meanwhile in Arizona

  3. DougM (speak three names)
    Posted September 14, 2019 at 5:34 pm |

    TheBigHarry ^1
    Thanks, I’d already forgotten about that.
    Consider it posted

  4. Blake
    Posted September 15, 2019 at 9:03 am |

    There’s a book out there, “They Wanted War,” which, if memory serves, was about the rise of Hitler and the Nazis.

    No idea why this thought keeps crossing my mind when I see people like Beto advocating for gun confiscation

  5. rickn8or
    Posted September 16, 2019 at 9:53 am |

    Does anyone think the .gov is going to stop with ARs and AKs??