Wait… how many?

Story (Biden)
Historical ref (Romney, binders)
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  1. TheBigHarry
    Posted September 18, 2019 at 5:09 am |

    Not wanting to sound like a wonk, but every time Biden speaks his cattywonkus factor goes up by 8/10th of one percent.

    Take two: Was this Biden’s One World Order speech?

  2. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted September 18, 2019 at 6:04 am |

    Those 720M women are currently in Central America and Africa. (Though not for long…)

  3. MikeAZ
    Posted September 18, 2019 at 6:32 am |

    Listening to Biden lately is beginning to sound like when an elderly Alzheimer’s patient goes missing. Somebody please find him and help him get back home.

  4. Drew458
    Posted September 18, 2019 at 6:58 am |

    Hey, I like that: crossbreeding cattywumpus with wonk.

    Thanks for the ‘binders’ link. I’m so tired of the faux outrage from blackhearts who deliberately misinterpret things. I think Romney’s response should have been along the lines of ‘stuck on stupid’; I have no patience with that kind of garbage. But even the linked article compares that remark favorably to Trump’s “statement” that he can grab any woman by the pussy, which he never said, and is the exact same kind of fake misunderstanding.

  5. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted September 18, 2019 at 7:06 am |

    I guess that’s Plugs’ 3rd degree at the top of his class speaking.

  6. Posted September 18, 2019 at 8:09 am |

    Shall we take a stroll down memory lane?

    Let’s go back to 2/23/2009….

    “President Barack Obama officially tapped his second in command, Vice President Joe Biden, to oversee the implementation of the $787 billion economic stimulus package on Monday.”

    So, I figure that since Biden could make $787 billion disappear, he can easily make 720 million women go away.

    Article link

  7. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted September 18, 2019 at 8:38 am |

    yep. Because putting your heart and soul into the success of the Acme Cardboard Box Company’s bottom line is sooo much more important and satisfying than raising educated, self-reliant, non-gullible children.

    somebody put this old machine hack on a milk carton and get him back to Bernie’s Home for Old Commies.

  8. DougM (speak three names)
    Posted September 18, 2019 at 11:42 am |

    New ’60s sci-fi film:
    America Needs Women!

    I suspect that, in his system, all those added jobs
    are in providing child care and in gov’t admin of
    the child-care sector

  9. accipiterNW
    Posted September 18, 2019 at 11:58 am |

    Joe can see the White House from his accountant’s crystal ball.

  10. Veeshir
    Posted September 18, 2019 at 8:26 pm |

    So are those jobs saved or jobs created?