Wait, what?


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Story (a joke?)
Cultural ref (The Gong Show)

11 Comments!

  1. Veeshir
    Posted November 19, 2019 at 3:34 pm |

    The more this goes on the more ridiculous the media has to be to cover it up.
    It’s beyond parody to farce.
    I wonder what comes after farce.

  2. DougM (not an actual witness, either)
    Posted November 19, 2019 at 4:35 pm |

    ^ That question deserves a Mark Twain joke

  3. jlw
    Posted November 19, 2019 at 4:46 pm |

    can you call it a “Congressional Hearing” when no one is actually listening?

  4. Veeshir
    Posted November 19, 2019 at 5:07 pm |

    ^^ Congressional hearings! That’s it!

    ^Think of them as throwing fish at us to get us to honk our squeezy bulbs and slap our fins together.
    Only America is sick of smelling of fish and our fins hurt.

  5. Nomen Nescio
    Posted November 19, 2019 at 5:45 pm |

    ^ yes, alright, my fins hurt. But I’d still be willing to slap Sxhiff around a little.
    “This’ll hurt me more than it hurts you” *cough*

  6. TheBigHarry
    Posted November 19, 2019 at 7:50 pm |

    What’s below a farce?
    Burlesque?
    Lets see, some have made jokes, metaphorically there has been singing and dancing, they already paraded out the stripper. We are only a pratfall and a pie in the face away from being there.

  7. DougM (not an actual witness, either)
    Posted November 19, 2019 at 7:55 pm |

    Yeah, I should’ve included slapstick, Punch & Judy, and The Gong Show
    And that gives me a ideer

  8. TheBigHarry
    Posted November 19, 2019 at 9:55 pm |

    Yup, The Unknown Whistleblower, The Anonymous Comic, 6.5 of one, half a baker’s dozen of the other. What’s the diff?

  9. DougM (not an actual witness, either)
    Posted November 19, 2019 at 10:18 pm |

    ^ The bag

  10. rickn8or
    Posted November 20, 2019 at 10:00 am |

    I know! Let’s ask the Ukrainians how many times they tried to hire LTC Vindman.

  11. rickn8or
    Posted November 21, 2019 at 9:59 am |

    can you call it a “Congressional Hearing” when no one is actually listening?

    The same way you have “witnesses” that never saw or heard anything firsthand.