ToDaZeD Year-End Ohferfuxake™

“How dare you??!?!!!!!!!!”

TIME [that's a website that used to be printed on slickery paper, kids] has announced its annual Man Person Anthro Biped of The Year !!!!!!!

“We will never forgive you!!!!!!!”

For taking you out of your home, parading you around the world, poking you with the pointy sticks of Fake Fakts that make you shout in public. Yeah — I’d be a little miffed, too, kid.

“You must unite behind the science!!!!!!!”

*We* have.

“I should be back in school!!!!!!!!”

Dam skippy.

“You have stolen my dreams!!!!!!!”

You’ll find another way to be important, kid.

That’s some choice, TIME. What about the Hong Kong citizenry protesting for Human Freedom?!? Xi Jinping? Trump? What about the rogue FBieeek??!? What the hell is Time doing?

Why Time picking Greta Thunberg will drive Donald Trump crazy
–CNN

“your empty words!!!!!!!”

17 Comments!

  1. blake
    Posted December 11, 2019 at 9:59 am |

    Claire, it’s cute CNN thinks PDT will notice Time magazine.

  2. rickn8or
    Posted December 11, 2019 at 12:11 pm |

    Frankly I’m surprised that Time was still in print. Time

  3. DougM (not a first-hand witness, either)
    Posted December 11, 2019 at 12:57 pm |

    Trump’s already been on the cover of Time.

  4. DougM (not a first-hand witness, either)
    Posted December 11, 2019 at 1:13 pm |

    Time’s never even been News Magazine of the Year

  5. DougM (not a first-hand witness, either)
    Posted December 11, 2019 at 3:45 pm |

    Uhm, it gets worse:

    The Public Servants are TIME's 2019 Guardians of the Year #TIMEPOY https://t.co/cJrllvPtHV pic.twitter.com/phRuSTNMeG— TIME (@TIME) December 11, 2019

  6. Nomen Nescio
    Posted December 11, 2019 at 4:04 pm |

    Absolutely great!!! As a part time rural mail carrier I’ll get to deliver hundreds of time magazines with her picture on the cover. Yay. Okay, maybe tens. Okay, like three, but absolutely no less than zero.

  7. Posted December 11, 2019 at 5:59 pm |

    ^5 Doug
    You know, Public Servant, is about the most deceptive term in the English language.

  8. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted December 11, 2019 at 6:53 pm |

    ^ Not quite, bo. Civil servant is a twofer – both words are false.

  9. kinlaw
    Posted December 11, 2019 at 9:09 pm |

    Remember when the deep state was just a right wing conspiracy theory?

    Yeah, neither do they.

  10. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted December 11, 2019 at 9:16 pm |

    She and David (Camera) Hogg would be a match made in heaven. Imagine being with the two of them on a slow boat to China. Sighhh.
    OK, I was wrong – make that a match made in hell. I’m launching the lifeboat.

  11. DougM (not a first-hand witness, either)
    Posted December 11, 2019 at 9:29 pm |

    bo ^7
    Think of it this way:
    To Serve Man the Public

  12. kinlaw
    Posted December 11, 2019 at 9:34 pm |

    It’s a cook book!!!

  13. mech
    Posted December 12, 2019 at 2:18 pm |

    What if this is the pinnacle of her life?

  14. DougM (not a first-hand witness, either)
    Posted December 12, 2019 at 2:58 pm |

    Why does the term “human shield” keep coming to mind?

  15. accipiterNW
    Posted December 12, 2019 at 6:53 pm |

    13, mech. Greta will likely have a loooong and depressing* (at this rate) life, weather she knows how to swim or not.

    * the scaremongering over AGW is doing a number on some young-folk, or so I’m told.

  16. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted December 12, 2019 at 9:34 pm |

    ^^^and the poor girl is already coping with Aspergers. How cruel can a coupla parents get to then terrify an emotionally young teenager with bullshitte “sciencyness” about the world coming to an end??!?

    That’s gotta be illegal in at least 185 countries and six solar systems.

  17. MikeAZ
    Posted December 13, 2019 at 4:19 pm |

    So Princess Knottedknickers won’t ever forgive us, huh?

    (Throws another scoop of coal on the fire, pours another Scotch,) I don’t think I can really care, because I’ll probably be dead by the time her world gets ruined.

    Thanks for letting us screw up the entire planet, ya little brat!