Cigars smell bad enough already

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5 Comments!

  1. TheBigHarry
    Posted January 15, 2020 at 1:24 am |

    Knowing where she keeps her candles, I certainly wouldn’t want a slice of her birthday cake.

  2. MikeAZ
    Posted January 15, 2020 at 6:48 am |

    Love me some fine puros, but I think I’ll pass on these.

  3. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted January 15, 2020 at 10:50 am |

    “Smells like my vagina”???
    Is skinny skank threatening or warning us?
    What’s next? A line of seasoned sausages?

  4. rickn8or
    Posted January 15, 2020 at 1:11 pm |

    How long before the Chinese counterfeits hit the market?

  5. DougM (used to be somebody)
    Posted January 15, 2020 at 2:44 pm |

    @4
    Oooh, kung-pao flavored or scented seegars!