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3 Comments!

  1. Blake
    Posted February 28, 2020 at 9:55 pm |

    Doug is crotchety and judgmental? What happened to “get off my lawn?”

    Anyhooo..looks like coronavirus is the latest “we’re all gonna die set our hair on fire and run in circles” laser pointer the press is chasing.

  2. Moses Lambert
    Posted February 29, 2020 at 8:24 am |

    Mark your calendars…
    DOOMED! OH MY GOD!! IT’S THE SUN – IT’S BURNING!! WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!! AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!!!
    ICE AGE!!!!!! OVERPOPULATION!!!!!!!! RESOURCE DEPLETION!!!!!!!!! GLOBAL COOLING!!!!!!!!!! NUCLEAR WINTER!!!!!!!!!! RONALD REAGAN!!!!!!!!!!!! OZONE HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH WAIT… WE CAN’T EVEN DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. jlw
    Posted February 29, 2020 at 11:10 am |

    “When in danger or in doubt
    run in circles, scream and shout” -Burma Shave*

    *not really