ToDaZeD CaliZuela *facepalm*

I’d rather “do” isolation

Dija hear? The whole of CaliZuela is on SIP. [aka "shelter in place" as if there were a tornado a'comin. Doesn't mean ya gotta stay in your tub with the kids and a mattress over top. ...just yet.]

[PrettyPrettyGavin Newsom:] “We have the ability to do martial law … if we feel the necessity,”

do” martial law?
“if we feel” the necessity”?!

Who is “we”? Ya got a mouse in your belly pocket?
Cone-headed Slick-hair Hipster Snake… Watching his presser last eve [believe me - catching that was a complete accident. Then the fascination of the bunny for the snake kicked in... *shudder*] was …enlightening. Watching him stress that the National Guard will be out for “Humaaaanitarian” purposes. He must’ve said it 8 times. “Puuuurely Humaaaanitarian”. Somehow, each time he repeated it my discomfort with the National Guard grew. One of these days, *someone* is going to put those fine individuals [and LEOs, etc] into an untenable position. just sayin’…

Speaking of which, in these difficult times of physical peril from WooHan virus, great uncertainty and economic hardship, whose great idea was it to add a trillion dollars to our debt TO CHINA??!?

How’s yer Globalized Utopia workin’ out for ya?


  1. DougM ☞crotchety and judgmental☜
    Posted March 20, 2020 at 9:33 am |

    GMTA, Claire
    Just added a National Guard joke below
    You beat me to it by 20-min

    One can but imagine (with increasing paranoia) the real reasons behind some of these proclamations.
    For example, gun control

  2. Posted March 20, 2020 at 9:48 am |

    Dear Governor Newson:

    Why do you think gun and ammunition sales, even though highly regulated in your state, have been skyrocketing in recent weeks?

    BUY A CLUE, you pompous blowhard!

    You can TRY martial law, but you had better pack a lunch. You’re going to be busy.

  3. DougM ☞crotchety and judgmental☜
    Posted March 20, 2020 at 11:09 am |

    Responsible, social-distancing gun dealer

  4. Blake
    Posted March 20, 2020 at 5:58 pm |

    “Reach out and touch someone” has been updated to: “Social Distancing: Extreme Version.”

    Anyhoo..Claire, used car salesmen are a better class of people than our governor.


  5. Fred Z
    Posted March 20, 2020 at 9:34 pm |

    Every image and video I have ever seen of Gavin Newsom clearly reveals, to me, that he is a dangerously insane person.

    Will you Yanks please stop pointing fingers at others and STFU? How is Newsom better than an Ayatollah, a Trudeau or a Macron?

  6. Blake
    Posted March 20, 2020 at 9:36 pm |

    ^We never said he was.

    Though, he may not be quite the femcel that Trudeau is.

  7. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted March 21, 2020 at 9:06 am |

    DN@1 — yer not paranoid if they’re really out to getcha.