Yeah, you can shuffle jobs positions a little,
but I reckon we only need the top 4576 job categories

Picked up by Pookie’s Toons


  1. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted March 23, 2020 at 7:25 pm |

    With people facing financial hardship or ruin, Pelosi stooped lower than ever to put a $billion in the bill to add to the Obamaphone program. Pelosi additionally wants to eliminate debt held by the U.S. Postal Service, require same-day voter registration, pay off $10,000 in student debt per person, mandate that airlines reduce their overall carbon emissions by 50 percent by 2050 (of course her weekly luxury AF ride home will be exempt), force federal agencies to explain to Congress how they are increasing their usage of “minority banks”, and the legislation would provide for the automatic extension of nonimmigrant visas and restrict colleges from providing information about citizenship status.

    I hope when Trump/McConnell do get their bill, it has a provision for Pelosi, her husband and all the rest of the Dem leadership with their spouses to be Covid-19 test dummies.
    They’ll be the ones getting the placebo, of course.

  2. Dave
    Posted March 23, 2020 at 7:29 pm |

    One thing they forgot were the mechanics who keep all those wheels turning.

  3. DougM ☞crotchety and judgmental☜
    Posted March 23, 2020 at 10:22 pm |

    dick @1
    That’s why those treacherous dogs are last on my list

    Dave ^
    Reckon there’d be a few pages of ‘em up near the first page

  4. jlw
    Posted March 24, 2020 at 7:06 am |

    i assumed that “support svcs” included the mechanics, (though they do deserve their own listing).

  5. Merle
    Posted March 24, 2020 at 8:57 am |

    I personally think you rated congress too high…..

  6. rickn8or
    Posted March 24, 2020 at 9:47 am |

    Yabbut the thing about Congressional Democrat leadership is the jokes write themselves.

  7. TheBigHarry
    Posted March 24, 2020 at 10:53 am |

    N.C. closing Barber shops and Beauty Salons, that’s a Big Hairy deal, fixin’ to get ugly.
    Also closing Massage Parlors, so clients seeking to “relieve anxiety” will be limited to self-help and home remedies.

  8. Posted March 24, 2020 at 12:04 pm |

    I would hope that everyone reading this remembers that every dog-vomit Democrat in the House of Representatives is up for re-election in November. While I seriously doubt that thoughtful, intelligent voters will turn many of them out into the disease infested cold, if we ALL constantly remind anyone who will listen about this latest Democrat treachery, maybe we can at least put a scare into their sorry asses. And if there IS a God, some will lose their phony-baloney jobs.

  9. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted March 24, 2020 at 1:30 pm |

    and don’t forget what we all need moar of…

  10. Posted March 25, 2020 at 5:57 am |

    Claire ^9: Fercryin’outloud, woman! She’s older than I am, and I’m ANCIENT!

  11. WeeBrowser
    Posted March 25, 2020 at 9:23 am |

    Those top 10, as far as I’m concerned, should all be NUMBER 1.