Crock’a Dems Dondee

Trump’s rules trump the Dem’s traditional Calvinball rules


Okay, one more
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Story (Schumer, Trump)
Schumer’s letter (.pdf)
Trump’s letter (war hammer)
Story (Venezuela patrol boat Naiguata sinks itself)
Note: ‘kind’ joke in honor of Missy’s new site header (cultural ref)
Inspiration #23 (British joke)
#3 picked up by Pookie’s Toons

15 Comments!

  1. jlw
    Posted April 3, 2020 at 1:46 pm |

    i’ve been following the Johns Hopkins Coronavirus map since almost day 1.

    today, AVAST Anti-virus blocked it.

  2. DougM ☞crotchety and judgmental☜
    Posted April 3, 2020 at 2:05 pm |

    jlw ^
    *snick*
    But y’forgot the rimshot

  3. TheBigHarry
    Posted April 3, 2020 at 2:10 pm |

    Brain Teasers:

    Question #1. How many media chuckleheads have to survive (recover from) this virus before we can all go back to normal?
    Question #2. Where do we bury the survivors?

  4. DougM ☞crotchety and judgmental☜
    Posted April 3, 2020 at 5:48 pm |

    Harry ^
    1: Define “normal”
    2: On the border

  5. TheBigHarry
    Posted April 3, 2020 at 6:55 pm |

    Doug, My best definition of normal would be: Betty Lou getting out tonight. Is that asking for too much?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpfuCWHe5hs

  6. TheBigHarry
    Posted April 3, 2020 at 7:03 pm |

    Doug, I’d settle for getting back to when we where only Flirting with Disaster.

  7. DougM ☞crotchety and judgmental☜
    Posted April 4, 2020 at 12:05 am |

    Harry @5
    Yeah, that’s a pretty good normal

  8. Posted April 4, 2020 at 7:16 am |

    The Naihguta link gave me an error 1011 (which I’ve never heard of). Message:

    What happened?
    The owner of this website (venezuela.liveuamap.com) does not allow hotlinking to that resource (/pics/2020/03/31/21980413_2.jpg).

    Fussy little commies.

  9. OldFert
    Posted April 4, 2020 at 10:01 am |

    The cruise ship is of Portuguese registry.
    Sara Hoyt commented it was the firs Portuguese Naval Victory since the 19th Century.

  10. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted April 4, 2020 at 11:07 am |

    I got a kick out of the part where “A statement by the Venezuelan military (in Spanish) accused the Resolute of “cowardly and criminal” behaviour, “since it did not attend to the rescue of the crew”.

    *snerk*

  11. DougM ☞crotchety and judgmental☜
    Posted April 4, 2020 at 1:12 pm |

    lelu @8
    Hunh, the link just worked for me

    OldFert @9
    Now that there’s funny

    LotF ^
    *snick*
    They did call the local rescue guys.
    I might’a tossed ‘em a few rafts, and made sure they’d be rescued, enemy or not; but I shurazell wouldn’t'a let armed belligerents come aboard, either

  12. Posted April 5, 2020 at 7:37 am |

    Just ’cause you have a boat, don’t mean you have a navy. Dumbasses!

  13. DougM ☞crotchety and judgmental☜
    Posted April 5, 2020 at 11:31 am |

    Mike ^
    That got me to thinkin’:
    Which kind of Capitán was on the bridge?
    Ramming speed! or
    Ramming speed!

  14. Posted April 6, 2020 at 1:09 pm |

    Doug^
    Will there be a Board of Inquiry, or will they just shoot the survivors because they were Covid-19 carriers?

  15. DougM ☞crotchety and judgmental☜
    Posted April 6, 2020 at 1:54 pm |

    Mike ^
    I expect some lawyer-involved action, to be sure.

    What I’m not sure about is the life-expectancy of the Venezuelan Navy skipper who sank his own command right out there in front’a God’n everbody.

    Ought’a come out’a his pay, at least.