ToDaZeD Conspiracy Theory Competition of Teh Crisis

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In These Difficult Times™ when people are bored [those who don't have a business, payroll, or other economic concern] their thoughts turn to … what else? Conspiracy Theory.
[The human mind -- unfocused, unoccupied -- becomes a fearsome thing.]

Woody Harrelson recently posted a report “about the negative effects of 5G” and its supposed role in the coronavirus pandemic to his more than 2 million Instagram followers.

A] which 2 million human beings follow Woody Harrelson??!? On. Purpose.

2] 5G??!? Take that, WahWay/Huawei!

Fires at [5G] towers in Birmingham, Liverpool, and Belfast have all been blamed on the conspiracy theories. The theories have ranged from 5G signals causing the virus, to the contagion being started as a cover-up for health maladies related to the networks.

Is this what happens when the Age of Reason is denied?

Meanwhile, in India…

chanted “Chinese virus go back

NB *cough* site offers a virus^^^^

Nice torches…

What have y’all heard?


  1. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted April 6, 2020 at 11:05 am |

    Woody doesn’t believe in wearing his tinfoil hat, so his brain was warped by cell radiation way back on 2G, and the subsequent 3G, 4G and now 5G are just piling on.
    Same for Rob Reiner and Ed Asner.

  2. Jess
    Posted April 6, 2020 at 12:16 pm |

    All Woody needs is some jungle, and koolaid.

  3. Posted April 6, 2020 at 1:00 pm |

    Who in the fuck follows Woody Harrelson? What is so totally messed-up with this world that ANY press outlet, even one he runs himself, gives him air-time about anything? Doesn’t he rank right up near the top of the Ignore At All Costs list, like Jane Fonda and Chelsea Clinton?

    Woody needs to be back on his meds, even if it takes a dart gun to do it.

  4. DougM ☞crotchety and judgmental☜
    Posted April 6, 2020 at 2:21 pm |

    You already know my thoughts on the Woodys out there:

    Guys marching with torches.
    Ain’t that kind’a, you know, Fascisty-Klanny?

  5. Nomen Nescio
    Posted April 6, 2020 at 5:33 pm |

    what have y’all heard?

    It was the trinomial commission.

    And the Jews.