Non-EarthDay stuff

Story (Iranian gunboats)
Story (Cuomo)
Cultural ref (avenge me)
Couldn’t resist using that 4x resting-bitch-face image


  1. Claire
    Posted April 22, 2020 at 6:14 pm |

    G’head. Ok — *I’ll* say it. Wimminz tend to vote to be taken care of. Til the kidz leave home.

    My recommendations?
    -moar ‘toxic’ masculinity to go around (ie fewer man-buns)
    -increase voting age for women to, say… 50

    yes? no?

  2. Dave
    Posted April 22, 2020 at 7:46 pm |

    The Rope n’ Chains was FTW

  3. DougM ☞crotchety and judgmental☜
    Posted April 22, 2020 at 8:43 pm |

    Claire ^^
    I was just goin’ for the “don’t open that can o’worms” joke

    Dave ^
    Thanks, but that one wrote itself.
    Bein’ AF, I assumed that there’s no ‘shooting-down of boats’ in squid lingo.
    Please correct me if I’m wrong

  4. Stick
    Posted April 23, 2020 at 5:14 am |

    Fredo is not trying to hide it any more. He’s been outside WITH the Chinese lung clap a couple of weeks ago. There’s a police report of the incident with the fat tire biker.
    *Shaking my damn head*

  5. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted April 23, 2020 at 6:48 am |

    Well, a big ship can shoot down ON a small “gunboat”.

  6. Posted April 23, 2020 at 7:39 am |

    I think we might be missing the main point in President Trump’s order.”… destroy any and all Iranian gunboats…” if they harass our ships.

    To my elderly way of thinking, that means the next time Iran sends eleventy armed pleasure boats in the general direction of any American boat or ship or garbage barge, U. S. Navy commanders now have LAWFULL permission to leave eleventy smoking spots on the surface of the water.

    Also, to me “any and all” means our Navy folks now have the green light to smoke off the entire Iranian navy, including but not limited to, rubber duckie bathtub toys.

  7. DougM ☞crotchety and judgmental☜
    Posted April 23, 2020 at 8:34 am |

    Mike ^
    Yeah, that’s the message
    I just thought the term for boats was “sink” or somesuch
    “Shoot down” is more airplaney

    I liked how they differentiated between waving and pointing guns

  8. Paul Clark Moore
    Posted April 23, 2020 at 5:02 pm |

    As far as suffrage goes, how about 30+ year old taxpayers only.