Bomb Chuckers

First World Rioting

The two attorneys busted for throwing a Molotov cocktail through a police car window during protests in Brooklyn early Saturday were trying to pass out the incendiary devices to demonstrators in the crowd

Driving around in a beige mommy-van with a can of gas, TP, and empty BudLight bottles… Assembling Molotov cocktails in the back. Tossing them out the window at cops. Handing them out to passing rioters. All from the seat of a nice comfy van.

Solidarity! …but not with Reality.


  1. Colby Muenster
    Posted June 3, 2020 at 10:31 am |

    Attorneys, eh? Good thing for George Soros there is no provable connection to him, but I’ll bet that law firm also gives out free pallets of bricks and leaves five gallon cans of gasoline scattered around in the street, just for fun.

  2. jlw
    Posted June 3, 2020 at 10:44 am |

    not to mention looting from a Rolls-Royce

  3. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted June 3, 2020 at 12:33 pm |

    Karma says there would have been a fireball in the perps’ van.
    Oh, well, Karma will have to wait until the judge speaks.

    And then maybe the New York Bar Association removes their livelihood.
    Some pretty sorry Officers of the Court there. I used to believe lawyers were smart, but fire bombing a police car in plain sight in front of a police station?? They must have gotten their law degree from one of those Asian robocall outfits.

  4. DougM ☞ crotchety and judgmental ☜
    Posted June 3, 2020 at 1:50 pm |

    dick ^
    Reckon an open gasoline container inside a vehicle
    makes the vehicle a Molotov cocktail, itself

    Not to worry,
    they’ll get all the flames they can handle,
    if the afterlife stories are true

  5. Paull
    Posted June 3, 2020 at 2:11 pm |

    No doubt they were released without bail per NYC policy.

  6. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted June 3, 2020 at 3:03 pm |

    Dick@3 — yep: Yale & Fordham

  7. Posted June 4, 2020 at 6:23 am |

    Just read where pampered Princess Gretta Knottedknickers is “devastated,” by the so-called “protests” in the United States.

    She is calling for “global change.”

    Well boo-effing-hoo!

    The whiney little twerp who presumes to lead us all into the perfect Green World, now wants to bring us her version of Rodney King “can’t we all just get along” peace and love, whether we want it or not.

    Since she doesn’t like to fly, I imagine they’re loading provisions onto some “donated” super-mega yacht so she can begin a new world tour, bringing sweetness, love, and unicorn farts to all us undeserving pagans.

    I have this daydream, that an errant Navy training mission mistakes her rainbow yacht for a target barge, somewhere out in mid-ocean.

  8. rickn8or
    Posted June 4, 2020 at 9:01 am |

    Colby Muenster, I can’t help but think that somewhere there’s a paper trail for those gas cans and bricks.

    Mike Az, Meggy Markle is pretty put-out too:

  9. DougM ☞ crotchety and judgmental ☜
    Posted June 4, 2020 at 9:02 am |

    Mike ^
    Moby Dick is a ‘greener’ option

  10. Posted June 5, 2020 at 6:34 am |

    Yes, Megan Losthermarbles: it was a golden day for America when she crossed back over our border.

  11. OldFert
    Posted June 5, 2020 at 9:24 pm |

    I hope they weren’t using the good toilet paper.