The problem: correctly identify it

_____
Story (Chicago)
Story (flags)
Story (master)
Cultural ref (master)
All-three picked up by Pookie’s Toons

9 Comments!

  1. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted June 27, 2020 at 2:02 pm |

    “Does she even listen to herself?”
    Nope, she’s too busy looking for another race card in the deck.

  2. Veeshir
    Posted June 27, 2020 at 5:34 pm |

    You should denounce yourself Doug, you’re a master at skewering lefty idiocies.

  3. DougM ☞ crotchety and judgmental ☜
    Posted June 27, 2020 at 8:29 pm |

    Veeshir ^
    Thanks, nice to know I’m entertainin’ somebody besides myself.

    Actually, the “master’s degree” idea was autobiographic,
    so I denounce myself

  4. Veeshir
    Posted June 27, 2020 at 10:46 pm |

    ^You know, you made me thing about myself and how I have to deplore my sexism.
    I have a bachelor’s degree, in a STEM field no less. Oh the patriarchy.

    Maybe I should tell people I have a spinster’s degree.

  5. mary
    Posted June 28, 2020 at 6:08 am |

    The writers at the Babylon Bee are slapping their heads that they didn’t think of the “masters” angle for a story.

  6. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted June 28, 2020 at 8:44 am |

    Sigh……I guess I’ll have to toss my copy of Master and Commander before there’s a no-knock warrant for my Political Incorrectness.

    On the bright side, not watching that will give me more time to take advantage of some cities’ non-prosecution of burglaries of less than $1,000.

    The world seems upside down. Maybe the poles (not the nation, the other ones) have reversed and the Illuminati have suppressed that news.

  7. OldFert
    Posted June 28, 2020 at 9:17 am |

    Computers no longer have master drives and slave drives?

  8. Posted June 29, 2020 at 9:14 am |

    Okay, so what are they going to do with Master Baiter?

  9. DougM ☞ crotchety and judgmental ☜
    Posted June 29, 2020 at 12:04 pm |

    ^ misterbaiter?