More this ‘n that


from this ol’ half-Can using a 6-yo inside joke
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Story (Horse’s ass)
#1 & #2 picked up by Pookie’s Toons

3 Comments!

  1. Veeshir
    Posted July 2, 2020 at 10:20 am |

    Ahh, Henny Youngman.
    When I was 16 I broke my pinky in the middle bone, it was sticking out at a 45 degree angle.
    The Dr., holding my hand, said, “What’s that?” so I looked. As I did he put the bone back into place.
    When i looked at him he such a smug, superior grin that it ticked me off more than the fix, which I would have let him do if he’d said he was going to do it.
    So I asked if I would be able to play the violin.
    He answered, “Yes”
    You know my response, “Good, cuz I never could before.”
    The intern splinting and bandaging my finger laughed out loud.
    I figure 40 years later he’s still changing bed pans.

  2. rickn8or
    Posted July 2, 2020 at 11:13 am |

    Re: The “I was talking to the horse”:

    Don’t be surprised/angry when horses do what horses do.

  3. DougM ☞ crotchety and judgmental ☜
    Posted July 2, 2020 at 5:12 pm |

    Veeshir ^^
    Yeah, I read a kind’a version of that joke somewhere, and I immediately read it back in my mind as Henny Youngman would’ve presented it

    Your joke was one of my Dad’s favorites

    rickn8or ^
    Yeah, ‘em hosses got four, heavy, iron-bound clubs wielded by very strong muscles; and they can go from bruising your toes to sending you to the hospital/morgue, depending on their mood. I recommend bein’ nice to ‘em