We all know how this ends

Men with beards are racist
Bear pic (via The Chive)
Story (Schiff)
Story (Maxwell)
Painting (via Ace of Spades, as usual)
#3 & #4 picked up by Pookie’s Toons


  1. Posted July 2, 2020 at 2:32 pm |

    So, how is she going to kill herself?

  2. Posted July 2, 2020 at 4:41 pm |

    Cosmic suicide! The planets will align, A spirit looking strangely like Hillary! (Reg TM,) will appear and a rope will magically appear around her neck, and intergalactic evil doers looking like Bill and Prince Andrew will string her up. Then all the evidence will magically disappear before the Medical Examiner has a chance to make his report.

  3. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted July 2, 2020 at 7:52 pm |

    I’m thinking needle-induced heart attack, or maybe a tragic traffic accident while being transported in custody somewhere.

  4. OldFert
    Posted July 3, 2020 at 6:29 pm |

    Just review a few seasons of “The Blacklist.”