New Memo™

Evidently, racism is no longer merely an
environmental/global-warming issue

MASK NOTES:
• The white mask & trousers are used so we err on the side of assuming
white-male privilege, thereby enforcing counter-productivity
• There’s room to add a sticker for preferred pronouns plus some kind
of serial number to compensate for the lack of traditional visual cues
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6 Comments!

  1. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted August 2, 2020 at 7:55 am |

    “Wear that mask, you Raaaacist!!!”
    …and those goggles!
    …and those paper booties!

    *facepalm*

  2. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted August 2, 2020 at 4:47 pm |

    Here‘s another mask option (though I don’t think it would work with my bean-pole body).

  3. Veeshir
    Posted August 2, 2020 at 7:03 pm |

    The CDC was too busy classifying guns as a priority to worry about a pandemic.
    Why can’t our fine, elite! betters ever learn anything?

  4. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted August 2, 2020 at 9:41 pm |

    ^^That’s a sturdy neck brace he’s wearing. Is he on his way to civil court to collect for whiplash?

  5. DougM ☞ crotchety and judgmental ☜
    Posted August 2, 2020 at 9:57 pm |

    Veeshir ^^
    Good point
    A competent journalist would ask about that

  6. Moses Lambert
    Posted August 3, 2020 at 8:04 am |

    The mask idea is scary – I see it coming!