whut the…???!?

2020: the year satire became impossible

LootSafe.org
The safer way to loot

*clicky*clicky*

8 Comments!

  1. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted September 15, 2020 at 11:13 am |

    My Gawd. I looked for a clue this was a sendup, a satire like The Onion, but it looks like they’re serious.
    What was that earlier post’s mention of schizophrenia, saying schizos can’t distinguish reality from fevered imaginings?

  2. DougM ☞ crotchety and judgmental ☜
    Posted September 15, 2020 at 11:27 am |

    “Therapeutic property diminishment”
    meet “Therapeutic buttox rearrangement”

  3. drew458
    Posted September 15, 2020 at 11:51 am |

    I had the same reaction. Kept checking to see if this was a redirect from The Onion or the Babylon Bee. Nope, I think they’re serious. Seriously nutz.

  4. Veeshir
    Posted September 15, 2020 at 2:52 pm |

    If that’s not satire it’s scary, if it is it’s hilarious.

    Anti-Silence

    LootSpace owners can right the wrongs of their privilege and individual success by offering up their property to be destroyed by those victimized by their silence, something which serves as the largest possible act of solidarity for equality. If silence is violence, then offering up your home or business as a target for looting is the act of screaming out loud in the name of justice.

    That’s fricking funny.
    I’m not sure if that passage is funnier if it’s satire or if it’s real.

  5. TheBigHarry
    Posted September 15, 2020 at 2:54 pm |

    When you assign an overachiever to head a sting operation?

  6. Veeshir
    Posted September 15, 2020 at 2:56 pm |

    I’m leaning toward satire. Check out the comment on this blog post

    I am SO proud of this project. It is an honor to share in this work. Not only have I invited looters into my business, but also my home. Violent destruction of my property and the trauma it has caused my young children is EXACTLY what a wh*te oppresor like me deserves. …

    The censored “wh*te” is a nice touch.

    If the site isn’t satire, at least some people are having fun with it.

  7. DougM ☞ crotchety and judgmental ☜
    Posted September 15, 2020 at 4:55 pm |

    Couldn’t resist:

  8. blake
    Posted September 16, 2020 at 1:41 pm |

    I had to go through the site to make sure it was satire.

    Wow.

    Well done, Ms. Claire.