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  1. Veeshir
    Posted September 28, 2020 at 10:13 pm |

    Poor Nobel folks.
    As with all Right-Thinking People, they know OrangeManBad, but he so obviously desèrves the Peace Prize they’ll look churlish and petty if they don’t give it to him.
    I wonder who he’ll give the $million to if he wins. Someone so deserving of it that our fine media betters will look very bad when they ignore it or attack in their small minded, petty way.
    I never would have predicted that Donald Effin Trump would bring me such joy, but here we are.

  2. Drew458
    Posted September 29, 2020 at 3:27 pm |

    Lazy journalists. This is Trump’s third nomination THIS YEAR.

    He was nominated last year too, once. Once!

    ( yeah, I know … “hey Donny, do you know your last name’s a verb?”)