The state of “All men are created equal”


We’re sorry…

11 Comments!

  1. Check Light
    Posted December 4, 2020 at 12:11 am |

    Nod-nod–except for “plebian” try “proletarian”. “Prole” will do.

  2. DougM ☞ Browncoat ☜
    Posted December 4, 2020 at 12:21 am |

    Check Light ^
    Hmm, yeah, okay, I’ll buy that.
    I was goin’ for derogatory with ‘plebeian,’
    but ‘prole’ fits the Marxist theme better.
    Yeah, fixed it
    Thanks

  3. Posted December 4, 2020 at 4:52 am |

    I’m waiting for this excuse: I was captured by SPACE ALIENS who took me up in their spaceship and performed horrible anal probing experiments on me and took all my Covid masks, then dropped me back on Earth at a restaurant where the average bill is over $300, along with dozens of other victims of their inter-galactic pron-tourism. Oh, yeah… they erased our memories, too, so we couldn’t remember that we were there for a birthday party. We apologize.

  4. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted December 4, 2020 at 7:38 am |

    Make that apology in the passive voice and you nail most Lefties; e.g., “Mistakes were made.”

  5. Posted December 4, 2020 at 10:44 am |

    Similar to election rules.

  6. Nomen Nescio
    Posted December 4, 2020 at 5:04 pm |

    3):
    Mike AZ, Re. Anal probing. Don’t forget the NTTAWWT.

  7. Bobo the Hobo
    Posted December 5, 2020 at 3:17 am |

    They’re sorry? Well, okay! That’s that and I’m sure they’ll never, ever do that again … until the next time.

    So everything’s copacetic, right gang? Drink up!

  8. Posted December 5, 2020 at 6:57 am |

    https://rumble.com/vblqgv-restaurant-owner-exposes-la-mayor-in-video-all-of-america-needs-to-see-now.html?mref=22lbp&mc=56yab

  9. DougM ☞ Browncoat ☜
    Posted December 5, 2020 at 2:06 pm |

    Holger ^
    Let the tarring & feathering begin

  10. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted December 5, 2020 at 2:46 pm |

    ^^Canvas just might catch fire under all that sun…just sayin’.

  11. Posted December 6, 2020 at 10:49 am |

    Those Hollywierd tents look to probably be plastic, but the application of a flammable liquid from, say, a garden sprayer, and a well tossed highway flare should be enough to give certain restaurant owners a warm feeling, inside and out.

    Just offering this as an exercise in mental gymnastics, certainly not a dare or anything.