Of Sammiches an’ Men

Big question of locked-down relationships:
What’s the point of tellin’ ‘er t’ make ya a sammich,
if it’s just gonna be disappointing or piss ya off?

(Totally just an excuse to use that great pic)

Okay, perhaps advice from an ol’ bachelor
ain’t really worth a whole heckuva lot,
but there ya go.
You’re welcome
[dogs blast door in bunker]


  1. Bigus Macus
    Posted February 27, 2021 at 10:08 pm |

    Some assembly required. Needs more Meat and Cheese, Mustard as required as well.

  2. DougM (Browncoat)
    Posted February 28, 2021 at 1:01 am |

    Bigus ^
    Didn’t wanna get into this bein’ a test of the lady’s true affections, but yeah

    I like a lady who also adds butter, bacon, a second sliced cheese & meat, tomato, mayo, salt & pepper, brown mustard, lettuce, and egg slices on an interesting bread, warm and cut in quarters

    (What? *sigh* Yeah, alas, those days are gone)

  3. Posted February 28, 2021 at 8:04 am |

    PICKLES! Ya forgot PICKLES!

  4. OldFert
    Posted February 28, 2021 at 11:11 am |

    Mayo’s OK, but Miracle Whip is better.

  5. Nomen Nescio
    Posted February 28, 2021 at 11:11 am |

    Had a beagle once that coulda pulled out the meat and cheese and left the two slices of bread still standing.

  6. Veeshir
    Posted February 28, 2021 at 1:36 pm |

    ^I had a belgian shepherd that could eat a McD’s hamburger in about three bites and leave two clean pickles behind. I started ordering them without onions and pickles.

    I always liked this example of the problems in communications between concept and completion.

  7. DougM (Browncoat)
    Posted February 28, 2021 at 2:05 pm |

    Veeshir ^
    Yeah, pretty sure that example goes back at least to the ’60s/’70s

    I used to have a good collection of xeroxed jokes/memes and cubicle/corkboard pinned-up wisdom, back in the days when those were the go-to media of unauthorized thinking and general wagassery