get one for yourself!
Caitlyn Jenner, 71, has officially announced her intention to run for governor of California. …The transgender rights activist described herself as “economically conservative, socially progressive” …
A …person who could not remain …grounded in a household of five[?] seven[?] women wants to run the State of CaliZuela.
“California has been my home for nearly 50 years,” Jenner wrote in the press release. “I came here because I knew that anyone, regardless of their background or station in life, could turn their dreams into reality. But for the past decade, we have seen the glimmer of the Golden State reduced by one-party rule that places politics over progress [wtf does that even mean??!?] and special interest over people. Sacramento needs an honest leader with a clear vision.
“I have been a compassionate disrupter [wtf does *that* even mean??!?] throughout my life, from representing the United States and winning a gold medal at the Olympics to helping advance the movement for equality.
As Californians, we face a now-or-never opportunity to fundamentally fix our state before it’s too late. Taking on entrenched Sacramento politicians and the special interests that fund them requires a fighter who isn’t afraid to do what is right. I am a proven winner and the only outsider who can put an end to Gavin Newsom’s disastrous time as governor.”
Yes, this is what CA calls a “Conservative.” Why do you ask?
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I question the thinking of anyone that would vote for a man that wants to cut off his own penis.
California could elect a worse candidate and probably will.
Which is sorta scary on so many levels.
Wellp,
he’s got the “Newsom” thing goin’ for ‘im
as well as the celebrity tradition of Reagan and Schwarzenegger
Luckily, I haven’t lived there since ’81, so don’t care and can’t vote
Jenner still has a bigger pair than Newsom
I thought Bruce Jenner won gold at the Olympics, not Caitlyn. (Yeah, I know … I just refuse to accept it.)
More popcorn will be required! LOL
Has Brucie finally discarded Mr. Happy? Until then, he’s still a fraud.