ToDaZeD CA *facepalm*

get one for yourself!

Caitlyn Jenner, 71, has officially announced her intention to run for governor of California. …The transgender rights activist described herself as “economically conservative, socially progressive” …

A …person who could not remain …grounded in a household of five[?] seven[?] women wants to run the State of CaliZuela.

“California has been my home for nearly 50 years,” Jenner wrote in the press release. “I came here because I knew that anyone, regardless of their background or station in life, could turn their dreams into reality. But for the past decade, we have seen the glimmer of the Golden State reduced by one-party rule that places politics over progress [wtf does that even mean??!?] and special interest over people. Sacramento needs an honest leader with a clear vision.

“I have been a compassionate disrupter [wtf does *that* even mean??!?] throughout my life, from representing the United States and winning a gold medal at the Olympics to helping advance the movement for equality.

As Californians, we face a now-or-never opportunity to fundamentally fix our state before it’s too late. Taking on entrenched Sacramento politicians and the special interests that fund them requires a fighter who isn’t afraid to do what is right. I am a proven winner and the only outsider who can put an end to Gavin Newsom’s disastrous time as governor.”

Yes, this is what CA calls a “Conservative.” Why do you ask?

7 Comments!

  1. Jess
    Posted April 25, 2021 at 1:35 pm |

    I question the thinking of anyone that would vote for a man that wants to cut off his own penis.

  2. Veeshir
    Posted April 25, 2021 at 2:30 pm |

    California could elect a worse candidate and probably will.
    Which is sorta scary on so many levels.

  3. DougM (just entertaining myself here)
    Posted April 25, 2021 at 2:51 pm |

    Wellp,
    he’s got the “Newsom” thing goin’ for ‘im
    as well as the celebrity tradition of Reagan and Schwarzenegger

    Luckily, I haven’t lived there since ’81, so don’t care and can’t vote

  4. Posted April 25, 2021 at 2:52 pm |

    Jenner still has a bigger pair than Newsom

  5. Bobo the Hobo, Senior Fellow at the Limbaugh Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies
    Posted April 26, 2021 at 4:01 am |

    I thought Bruce Jenner won gold at the Olympics, not Caitlyn. (Yeah, I know … I just refuse to accept it.)

  6. mary
    Posted April 26, 2021 at 6:18 am |

    More popcorn will be required! LOL

  7. Earth Pig
    Posted April 26, 2021 at 8:32 am |

    Has Brucie finally discarded Mr. Happy? Until then, he’s still a fraud.