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What a godawful person

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9 Comments!

  1. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted May 19, 2021 at 7:24 pm |

    They’re moving so fast that they think they can actually say that aloud. …in public. with her face hanging out. …oh, wait. hm…

  2. Lucius Severus Pertinax
    Posted May 20, 2021 at 12:21 am |

    Lightfoot looks like Leslie Uggams’ and Gollum’s love child…

  3. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted May 20, 2021 at 6:16 am |

    ^ Yeah, she could be – she does a pretty good Beetlejuice impression too.
    She is so multi-talented .

  4. Veeshir
    Posted May 20, 2021 at 1:38 pm |

    ^Second City Cop blog used to call her Groot.
    That’s about perfect.

  5. OldFert
    Posted May 20, 2021 at 7:01 pm |

    When does the lawfare start? Should be started already.

  6. Bobo the Hobo, Senior Fellow at the Limbaugh Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies
    Posted May 21, 2021 at 2:56 am |

    @ Lucius Severus Pertinax, don’t insult Leslie Uggams; she’s beautiful.

  7. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted May 21, 2021 at 1:17 pm |

  8. Bobo the Hobo, Senior Fellow at the Limbaugh Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies
    Posted May 21, 2021 at 1:24 pm |

    Hold your calls, Claire posted the winner!

  9. DougM (just entertaining myself here)
    Posted May 21, 2021 at 1:25 pm |

    LSP ^2,
    Gotta agree with Bobo ^6