Pucker Factor

All the better to kiss A- with


Reminds me that Lincoln had to go through a whole
stable-full of generals before he found a Grant,
but Joe ain’t even lookin’ for one

(What? Nah, I’m retired. The General has to recall me to active duty to have my ass kicked)
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9 Comments!

  1. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted July 24, 2021 at 3:51 pm |

    I am just SO relieved to see that little Ps in the corner of that graphic.

    (Not that the reality of it wouldn’t be believable…)

  2. DougM (just entertaining myself here)
    Posted July 24, 2021 at 7:18 pm |

    ^ All’s I did was up the red saturation a tad and harden the local focus;
    but, yeah, don’t want anyone thinking I’d try to pass it off as reality

    After all, I’m just a jackass, not a jerk

  3. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted July 24, 2021 at 8:15 pm |

    “..Joe ain’t even lookin’ for one”
    Joe wouldn’t know a general from a colonel from a doorman.
    Joe is assho.
    Milley and his ilk are the spawn of the Uhbama purge of warriors.

  4. William J Chunko
    Posted July 24, 2021 at 8:44 pm |

    No, Joe (well actually his handlers) isn’t looking for one. They have exactly the one they want.

  5. Bobo the Hobo, Senior Fellow at the Limbaugh Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies
    Posted July 25, 2021 at 2:44 am |

    He’s “a-political”? Horse hockey! Show me a general and I’ll show you a politician.

  6. DougM (just entertaining myself here)
    Posted July 25, 2021 at 11:39 am |

    WJC ^4
    I expect you’re right and that he’s been on the list back to the Obama days

  7. Earth Pig
    Posted July 26, 2021 at 4:22 pm |

    Notice how much his mouth resembles a butthole?

    Posting for a friend.

  8. DougM (just entertaining myself here)
    Posted July 26, 2021 at 4:28 pm |

    EP ^
    I love it when you folks get my little jokes

    The general needs a snazzy nickname.
    Might I suggest: ‘Starfish’

  9. Thunderbottom
    Posted July 27, 2021 at 8:38 am |

    ^8. Doug M: Heh – “Starfish”. Works for me.