China claims Western press making Chinese look ugly

…by calling their own athletes ugly,
or they all look alike, or something.
Who’s runnin’ that place, anyhow?*

…and white Westerners are prettier, too, because of privilege
although they do kind’a have a point

What they really meant was…**
*Ambassador Ani Hao joke deleted
(What? *pppp* Nope, not gonna use that joke, either)
**Yes, I know the difference. Just go with the joke, m’kay?


  1. TheBigHarry
    Posted July 26, 2021 at 3:04 pm |

    I’m reminded of what Mom always said; Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Consider the source and China is Asshole.

  2. Posted July 26, 2021 at 5:51 pm |

    Apparently, the Chinese haven’t seen the Reuter’s picture of the New Zealand “female” weight lifter…..

  3. Posted July 27, 2021 at 6:57 am |

    They have a point.

    But only if his face looks like that *after he drops the weight.

  4. Thunderbottom
    Posted July 27, 2021 at 8:34 am |

    Well, gee, they’re female powerlifters – they tend to be “fugly” (if someone has a photo of a cute female Olympic powerlifter, let me know). That New Zealander, “Laurel Hubbard”, is downright scary (well, she is a dude).

  5. logdogsmith
    Posted July 27, 2021 at 5:30 pm |

    RE: Chinpokemon.

    I’m pretty sure they lifted those quotes straight out of a teachers union training meeting.