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Hyperbole quarter-finals
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Story
Story (You want to see me die?)
Cultural ref: Robber – Your money or your life. Jack Benny – Hold on, I’m thinking about it.
#2 picked up by Pookie’s Toons

8 Comments!

  1. Joel
    Posted August 5, 2021 at 5:32 pm |

    I have no problem with HER paying 70K for security. I have a problem with the taxpayers paying 70K for her security.

  2. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted August 5, 2021 at 7:06 pm |

    “You want to see me die?”
    Well, I wouldn’t send flowers.
    Buy your own security or die, you puffed up bitch.

  3. Veeshir
    Posted August 6, 2021 at 1:33 am |

    How entitled, clueless and narcissistic do she have to be to say that her life is more important than ours and we should be happy to pay to protect hers?

    Am I missing a joke?
    Shouldn’t that quote be from Napoleon not Sun Tzu?

  4. DougM (just entertaining myself here)
    Posted August 6, 2021 at 6:08 am |

    Veeshir ^
    The Napoleon option is in the footnotes.
    I’ll take an authoritative statement, if someone can make it

  5. Posted August 6, 2021 at 10:26 am |

    “You want to see me die?”

    Cori, you ignorant ****, I wouldn’t advise putting that question to a vote.

  6. rickn8or
    Posted August 6, 2021 at 11:32 am |

    MikeAZ, I propose we put it on Pay-per-View.

  7. Veeshir
    Posted August 6, 2021 at 11:13 pm |

    Doug#4, I’m not trying to be a richard, but I don’t recall that from the Art of War is why I asked.
    I recall stuff about trying to make your enemy make mistakes, but not about letting him keep making mistakes.
    I just skimmed again it but couldn’t find that sentiment.

  8. DougM (just entertaining myself here)
    Posted August 7, 2021 at 9:54 am |

    ^ Not an issue
    Here’s the source,
    but Napoleon sources are probably more numerous

    I deleted the quote from the graphic to avoid bein’ wrong