Double, secret paternity leave

Fagin Pete Buttigieg!
I mean…
Let’s go, Brandon!

Yeah, I know, cheap shot
So turn me in
Cultural ref (Oliver)
Title cultural ref (Animal House)
Reminder: cultural refs are for the whippersnappers and future historians who ain’t got no culture


  1. Posted October 25, 2021 at 2:52 pm |

    People ask “what is WRONG with America?!”

    Well, this encapsulates it.

    A dude (paid by the hard earned money of everyday Americans) taking 2 months off of his job to walk around the house with a fake rubber umbilical cord taped to his navel, trying to pump breast milk out of his man boobs.

  2. DougM (just entertaining myself here)
    Posted October 25, 2021 at 7:37 pm |

    The problem ain’t that he’s gay, or even a Democrat.
    The problem is that he’s an incompetent jackass.

  3. Henk Vandenbergh
    Posted October 26, 2021 at 5:06 am |

    I don’t understand what you all are complaining about. You all know that his ‘job’ is not a real ‘job’, but merely a reward for helping steal the grope house. NOBODY in Pinocchio Joe’s ‘cabinet’ has a real job, the country is run from behind the green curtain.

  4. Posted October 26, 2021 at 6:18 am |

    Maybe we’re looking at this the wrong way. Sec’y B(however it’s spelled) just disappeared for two months, and NOBODY noticed. If we cover our eyes and count to one hundred, like when we were kids playing Hide n’ Seek, maybe he’d disappear again. Only this time (like we used to do with our younger brothers,) we just won’t look for him till his term is over.

  5. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted October 27, 2021 at 7:38 pm |

    Warning: bad puns ahead.
    Could it be Buttigieg’s butt hurt from childbirth? Or something.