Oh, sweetheart, nooo


Note that the bolt is fwd (it can be seen through the ejection port),
so this rifle is not “clear”; and no one can verify that it’s unloaded, visually

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Story
Both picked up by Pookie’s Toons

6 Comments!

  1. TheBigHarry
    Posted November 15, 2021 at 7:31 pm |

    He also claimed that there are not right handed and left handed rifles. I thought there are and double checked. As it turns out I’m right and he’s a lying pile of excrement.

  2. Henk Vandenbergh
    Posted November 15, 2021 at 7:34 pm |

    When he picked up the rifle, did he make sure it was empty, or is he just an other dumb democrat ready to ‘accidentally’ shoot somebody?

  3. TheBigHarry
    Posted November 15, 2021 at 8:06 pm |

    ^@2 Henk, Each time the state or defense went to display the rifle if they did not ask loud enough for the judge to hear them ask, the judge asked if it was checked since the last time displayed.

  4. Veeshir
    Posted November 15, 2021 at 9:09 pm |

    My friend had a dog named Binger, dumbest dog I ever knew.
    One time I came around the corner to see him crapping in the house. I yelled, “BINGER!” and went to get stuff to clean it up.
    When I got back, both the dog and the pile were gone.
    This Binger could learn from that one.

  5. Lucius Severus Pertinax
    Posted November 16, 2021 at 12:35 am |

    The Correct Response–

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Lonajo1EBc&ab_channel=Johnny%27sWarStories

  6. Posted November 16, 2021 at 7:20 am |

    Marshalls should have tackled him.