How conveeenient

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5 Comments!

  1. Posted November 29, 2021 at 8:46 am |

    S. Africa says it’s like a mild flu are a cold, it’s NBD, and what are y’all getting so excited about?

    Threadreader on Twitter

  2. Posted November 29, 2021 at 9:52 am |

    Oh puh-LEEZ! Again? All this smoke about what to name it, why not just call it China Flu # (whatever number comes next,) and let the NBA worry if we’re hurting the fragile feelings of the Chinese.

    And now here comes Fauci again, with travel restrictions, masks, social distancing, boosters, lockdowns, and other assorted BULLSHIT!

    Why can’t they see that the nation (and probably a lot of the world,) are fed up to the top with this crap? Nearly two years now we’ve put up with this. We’ve watched as government know-nothings have sh*t all over the Constitution, all over Human Rights, all over private property rights to keep and run our own businesses and lives. Folks are tired of it. Those who are going to get the shots have pretty much already done so. Those who don’t, Mother Nature will settle their hash.

    Fauci, ya useless pr*ck, sit down and SHUT UP! Get the hell out of the way, and allow America and Americans to lead the way out of this mess.

  3. Nomen Nescio
    Posted November 30, 2021 at 4:34 pm |

    ^ Assholes just want to shit on everything, but dicks fuck assholes too..yeah, just caught Team America last night. Laughed my azz off, fuck yeah!

  4. Nomen Nescio
    Posted November 30, 2021 at 4:36 pm |

    (should I have substituted asterisks for some consonants?)

  5. DougM (just entertaining myself here)
    Posted November 30, 2021 at 6:57 pm |

    Nomen ^
    Personal choice, far’s I’m concerned.
    I mean, it’s not like kids or your Mom tune-in here

    Oh, yeah…
    Let’s go Brandon