Pelosi’s Law

Don’t blame me, voters
I was hammered
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  1. stlcdr
    Posted May 15, 2022 at 5:29 am |

    Expenses: is there anything it can’t pay for?

    Also, I was going to say something about drinking on the job, but that would mean you actually had a job.

  2. Posted May 15, 2022 at 8:51 am |

    So just how many congresscritters have been bringing their own booze to the office since the repeal of Prohibition, or sending trusted members of their staff out to get it?

    Nothing will change, except the trucks from the liquor wholesalers will be able to unload at the front door instead of going around to the loading dock in back.

  3. Nomen Nescio
    Posted May 15, 2022 at 5:58 pm |

    Two words: unanimous consent.
    Four more words: make it a double.
    Five more: I only had tee martoonies.

  4. OldFert
    Posted May 16, 2022 at 5:49 pm |

    @MikeAZ — I don’t think Congresscritters were limited by something as minor as a Constitutional Amendment.

  5. Colby Muenster
    Posted May 17, 2022 at 9:36 am |

    Perhaps a plastered Congress would be less able to inflict pain and suffering on us deploribles.