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…or not

Wellp, she went there, and the White House is miffed.
Who’s running this sh**show of a foreign policy?

16 Comments!

  1. Posted July 31, 2022 at 1:32 am |

    Samuel Five
    @SamuelFive1

    They flew Pelosi to Staten Island this weekend, told her it was “Taiwan”….she met with a guy who runs a chop suey diner. All’s good. World War 3 averted.

    #PELOSI TAIWAN #Pelosi tracker
    4:54pm · 30 Jul 2022 · TweetDeck

  2. Norman
    Posted July 31, 2022 at 5:09 am |

    Uh…….how many seats are available on Pelosi’s plane? I can come up with a list of people she should take along for her “fact finding” visit. Can we get her to upgrade it to a 340? (It’s a long list….)

  3. Gomer
    Posted July 31, 2022 at 6:53 am |

    The ChiComs have it all wrong.

    Pelosi can do much more damage to the USA alive than anything we would lose if she were to be killed.

    Letting her live is far more dangerous to us.

  4. Paul
    Posted July 31, 2022 at 6:53 am |

    What if Pelosi’s plane is blown sky high and spatters her drunk body all over the China Sea. Would we go to war over her carcass?

    I think not!

  5. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted July 31, 2022 at 11:36 am |

    ^ No, but you could send out a fleet of boats to scoop up all the fish floating on the surface after dying of alcohol poisoning.

  6. Henk Vandenbergh
    Posted July 31, 2022 at 4:42 pm |

    Not my words, but I have to agree with them:
    “Xi will never do anything that benefits the U.S and therefore he would never shoot down Pelosi’s plane. “

  7. DougM (just entertaining myself here)
    Posted July 31, 2022 at 10:56 pm |

    Henk ^
    Yep, there is that

  8. Veeshir
    Posted August 1, 2022 at 12:00 pm |

    So China threatens the Speaker of the House and Pelosi backs down.
    The correct response would have been to convene Congress in Taiwan’s legislatural building.
    Too bad we don’t live in that world.

    Makes me wonder if Pelosi told the murderous commie dictators to do that so she could make America look weaker and more feckless.
    That’s the message you’d expect her to convey on her trip to Asia.

  9. jlw
    Posted August 1, 2022 at 1:34 pm |

    ^
    @ Veeshir
    i’m seeing multiple reports that she will be there Tuesday.

  10. Veeshir
    Posted August 1, 2022 at 7:01 pm |

    ^Haven’t seen it officially either way.
    So we still have a chance.
    Fingers crossed!

  11. jlw
    Posted August 2, 2022 at 6:11 am |

    Nancy Pelosi is not going to Taiwan while she’s in Asia, she’s going to tie one on.

    -stolen from Argus Hamilton

    btw, DougM, i believe that you’ve got the date wrong on the above “moving on” post

  12. DougM (just entertaining myself here)
    Posted August 2, 2022 at 7:09 am |

    jlw ^
    Fixed it
    Thanks

  13. Veeshir
    Posted August 2, 2022 at 10:03 am |

    I see she did go to Taiwan.

    I’d be much more for it if I trusted her to not hate America.

  14. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted August 2, 2022 at 10:41 am |

    ^Veeshir, I doubt her visit is patriotic or altruistic, but more likely to have a look into the security and likely future of her husband’s investments.

  15. Bobo the Hobo - Preferred pronouns: Let’s/Go/Brandon!
    Posted August 3, 2022 at 3:39 am |

    Just dawned on me: Piglousy is in Taiwan so she looks strong enough to confront Xi. The Dems are getting ready to dump Biden and possibly Kamala.

    It’s intermission time in the Kabuki Theater; let’s all go to the lobby.

  16. Veeshir
    Posted August 3, 2022 at 11:05 pm |

    ^BtH, now that’s good conspiracy theoring!
    You should at least post a spoiler alert though.