Story (China)
Story (Tactical Bras)
NOTE: Purely a priorities joke. Not making fun of tactical bras, as such.
They may turn out to be significantly better than sports bras in this application.
I’ll defer to the wearers who, one assumes, are mostly women


  1. Bobo the Hobo - Preferred pronouns: Let’s/Go/Brandon!
    Posted August 6, 2022 at 2:34 am |

    Wake me when they develop the Fembot Bra.

  2. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted August 6, 2022 at 9:25 am |

    OMG. Talk about the “military-industrial complex.”
    Has the Army expended the same amount of money, work and study on “tactical” men’s undershorts? I doubt it.
    Now we’ll be paying the “tactical” tax – a $30 bra for which the DOD will pay $239 each. Naturally, each woman will need color coordinating copies for each uniform, plus 2 or 3 spares while others are in the laundry, and then all the other services will want them too.
    That over studied piece of junk will cost more per soldier than than the women’s rifles.

  3. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted August 6, 2022 at 2:33 pm |

    ^ Ya mean they’re developing rifles specifically for the wimmins? Along with, probably, a different ammo load, if military procurement boffins are the same as always…

    (Or would that be the Fembot Bra that Bobo mentioned?)

  4. sortawitte
    Posted August 7, 2022 at 6:01 am |

    Consider the endless possibilities of outrageous equipment to cater to our nutless military. I see what you did there, linking those two stories together. If you don’t own a fallout shelter, now is the time to buy a new shovel and get after it.

  5. MikeAZ
    Posted August 9, 2022 at 8:11 am |

    At the risk of being accused of being sexist, would it be possible to see a photo essay as to the improvements of the tactical bra over a standard issue Fredrick’s of Hollywood bra?

  6. Bobo the Hobo - Preferred pronouns: Let’s/Go/Brandon!
    Posted August 9, 2022 at 8:54 am |

    ^The Frederick’s of Hollywood bra would put your eye out.

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