Socialists write another letter to Santa


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  1. I’m mostly upset about the cow farts.
    You know next they’ll go after human farts and as an uncle with a bunch of nieces, farts are very important to me.

    Comment by Veeshir — February 7, 2019 @ 5:44 pm

  2. ^ It is well that you perform your manly duty to inoculate the dears against the more toxic aspects of toxic masculinity. They will be less prone to refuse an eligible chap out of surprise and horror.

    Comment by DougM (a 20th-Century guy) — February 7, 2019 @ 9:42 pm

  3. ^Well that and they pull my finger a lot.

    Comment by Veeshir — February 7, 2019 @ 10:06 pm

  4. ^ Ahhh, yes, a sacred rite of Uncledom.

    Comment by DougM (a 20th-Century guy) — February 7, 2019 @ 11:39 pm

  5. Duties of an uncle:

    Spoil nieces and nephews mercilessly
    Provide copious amounts of sugar prior to sending said kids home to their parents
    Provide gifts for Christmas and birthdays that make lots of noise or have lots of small pieces*
    Teach offspring the joys of beer, brown liquor and fine cigars
    Become the “bad example” that parents “good example” teaches about

    *The Fischer-Price Marching Band incident is still a family legend.

    Comment by MikeAZ — February 8, 2019 @ 6:30 am

  6. Folly gee but that’s an attractive proposition!
    [no, not the finger thing - I had a beloved uncle, too, yanno]

    Imagine [ha!] living with what The .Gov deems “adequate“…

    This fella made me *snerk*.

    Comment by Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause* — February 8, 2019 @ 8:46 am

  7. and this fella:

    “If you can mix a mai tai, you can redesign the laws of economics and physics.”


    Comment by Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause* — February 8, 2019 @ 8:48 am

  8. I really liked the part where she proposed to take an “equity stake” in many of these green companies. Let’s just skip socialism and go directly to communism?!!

    Comment by Todd — February 8, 2019 @ 4:55 pm

  9. Just one of many thoughts I have growing in this Green New Deal fertilizer: show me ONE of the top one hundred universities/colleges that will survive “free” higher education.

    What the hell, here’s one more weed: how many votes will this fairy tale get from Hawaii when they find out they’ll have to take a high-speed train to get to Cali and that all their commerce is going to have to make it to the islands by sail boat? I see press-gangs in our futures.

    Comment by MikeAZ — February 9, 2019 @ 6:32 am

  10. MikeAZ, is that the same Hawaii that’s trying to limit the sale of cigarettes to people over 100?

    Comment by rickn8or — February 11, 2019 @ 11:10 am

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