Beto’n it

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  1. “…the DWI-leaving-the-scene-of-an-accident thing…”

    shoot, that won’t even get him a seat at the kiddies table at the Kennedy compound

    Comment by jlw — March 14, 2019 @ 4:37 pm

  2. I dunno ’bout the “Kennedy looks” – looks more like a “Gomer Pyle” kinda fella to me.

    Comment by Thunderbottom — March 14, 2019 @ 5:26 pm

  3. which reminds me of kerry in a nasa bunny suit

    https://twitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/john-kerry-nasa-bunny-suit-1.jpg

    Comment by jlw — March 14, 2019 @ 5:57 pm

  4. ^ *heh*
    Yeah, but I had to pick just one,
    and Dukakis was just all-around funnier.

    Comment by DougM (a 20th-Century guy) — March 14, 2019 @ 7:03 pm

  5. Never seen this dolt speak, no idea what he’s like in person.

    But ever since that rat-bastard sonofabitch Trudeau the Elder, I’ve had an automatic black mark go against anyone described as having “charisma”.

    To me, that word is synonymous with “artificial”.

    Comment by Lord of the Fleas — March 14, 2019 @ 7:30 pm

  6. I don’t get why anyone should be excited about his running.
    Didn’t we already decide we didn’t like John Edwards?

    Comment by Veeshir — March 15, 2019 @ 1:34 am

  7. I know it’s already been said, but WHAT’S WITH HIS HANDS???

    If he had gone through Catholic school, the nuns would have broke him of his bad habits, double-quick. STAND STILL! (WHACK!) HANDS AT YOUR SIDE! (WHACK!)

    Still, if I ever needed a President who was good at mixing martinis, he’d get my vote.

    Comment by MikeAZ — March 15, 2019 @ 6:13 am

  8. Wow. He’s just a little taller than a stack of to-go cups. Putting your feet on a lunch counter is as disrespectful as putting them on the desk in the oval office. Oh, shit. Another narcissist.

    Comment by sortah — March 15, 2019 @ 6:39 am

  9. It’s reported he was once in a band. I imagine the band sucked, just like him.

    Comment by Jess — March 15, 2019 @ 7:00 am

  10. Heard him speak for the first time the other day. At first, I thought I was listening to a 14 year old running for class treasurer.
    “John Edwards, Jr”. with an added in Obama mouth (just watch him and you’ll see Buraq’s mannerisms) and that about sums him up.
    And that asshole should be fined for getting his dirty shoes on my lunch counter.

    Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — March 15, 2019 @ 7:55 am

  11. “Kennedy-esque”? “Gomer Pyle”

    I’m going with “Butthead”

    Comment by rickn8or — March 15, 2019 @ 8:53 am

  12. Beto is the new Cato.
    Or Manson, I keep getting them confused.

    Comment by neal — March 15, 2019 @ 12:51 pm

  13. ya mean ol’ TightTrucks Beto?

    Comment by Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause* — March 15, 2019 @ 5:15 pm

  14. ^ “Skate Board Veterans For Truth” Ha!

    Comment by Dave — March 16, 2019 @ 7:52 am

  15. I say Robert Francis O’Rourke is the male Paris Hilton.

    Change my mind.

    Comment by rickn8or — March 16, 2019 @ 10:57 am

  16. Y’all have no idea how bad this vapid excuse for a beta male really is.

    His “speeches” are naught but random liberal talking point word salad, delivered by means of high-pressure bullshit hose.

    Y’all remember the Corporate-Speak “Buzzword Bingo” thing?

    Beto would run off the Lib-Speak Bingo, every thirty seconds. Some blue-haired man-hating harridan of a Planned Murderhood staffer, would scream “BETO!” and the game would have to start over again and again.

    Still, he’s dangerous. That pose of him on various bars and lunch counters?

    Beer Hall Putch.

    Only thing he’s lacking is the Horst Wessel song, and the band is tuning up for that one, too.

    Jim
    Sunk New Dawn
    Galveston, TX

    Comment by Jim — March 18, 2019 @ 9:46 pm

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