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  1. Maybe the guy just played the spoon badly, which could annoy meth heads and thereby caused trouble.
    Give Constable Blackadder a valor medal for that!

    Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — May 14, 2019 @ 8:49 pm


    Comment by Sondracarys, Queen of SondraKistan — May 14, 2019 @ 10:09 pm

  3. That looks like a drawer in my father’s kitchen.
    His knives must be broken, they haven’t killed anybody.

    I will say it’s good they confiscated those forks, cuz they’re done and they need a fork stuck in em.

    Comment by Veeshir — May 14, 2019 @ 11:32 pm

  4. I had a brilliant moment of inspiration for a response here, but Veeshir stole my thunder while I was getting coffee.

    Comment by MikeAZ — May 15, 2019 @ 6:03 am

  5. Oh sure, the spoon doesn’t LOOK dangerous – but did you check out the rust? That’s tetanus just waiting to happen.

    Comment by Stilton — May 15, 2019 @ 7:52 am

  6. These guys had an empire “Upon which the sun never set”, right??

    I’m starting to think Monty Python produced training films.

    Comment by rickn8or — May 15, 2019 @ 10:11 am

  7. Well, the Brits have always had a reputation for lousy cuisine (hence the adoption of the Fwench word for it), so I guess the impossibility of cooking shows in England isn’t really such a loss, is it?

    (Or does the BBC get to use the David Gregory exemption?…)

    Comment by Lord of the Fleas — May 15, 2019 @ 11:39 am

  8. I lost my sterling silver assault gravy ladle in a tragic boating accident.

    Comment by neal — May 16, 2019 @ 8:53 am

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