notes from the boiler room

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  1. No clue. I’ve streamlined my life to the point that I’m not sure I can even DEFINE spam. I go to about 5 or 6 blogs on a daily basis, drop by CNN and FoxNews, read e-mail, and watch re-runs of Bones, NCIS, and the unending discussion of WWII on various channels from perspectives other than the US view.

    Hence, I never see much spam, and I ignore all commercials (unless they’re really cute and somebody recommended ‘em) as well as political speechifying.

    But as for those who create problems (viruses & worms) for the purpose of profiting from solving them (anti-virus software) or simply annoying people (shitting in a bag, setting it afire on a doorstep, and ringing the doorbell), I prescribe castration by monkey wrench, gender notwithstanding.

    Ditto for any member of the US legislature who has been in D.C. for more than 10 years and political figures who refuse to disclose their medical, business, eligibility, and academic records.

    Comment by bocopro — September 14, 2011 @ 7:01 am

  2. Firstly – Thank you, Apo, for all the hosing, shoveling and mucking.

    As to the tarps and birdbaths… might could make a water collection device for the overnight dew. Could make ya rich in TX and the CA Central Valley…

    Comment by Claire: barbarian, etc — September 14, 2011 @ 7:02 am

  3. I prescribe castration by monkey wrench, gender notwithstanding.

    First time through, I read that as “castration by monkey wrench, grinder notwithstanding” and thought “hell, why not both?”

    Comment by apotheosis — September 14, 2011 @ 7:04 am

  4. Tarps are also big here along the Gu’f Coast during ‘cane season, sometimes referred to as “Blue Roof Season.”

    Birdbaths . . . well, maybe a .07 or so on the GAF meter.

    Comment by bocopro — September 14, 2011 @ 7:14 am

  5. TARPS? WOW! HOW MUCH????

    Comment by SteveHGraham — September 14, 2011 @ 8:23 am

  6. apo,
    Keep it short. *snick* Castration by monkey.

    You got a URL for that outfit?
    Oh, wait, never mind. I already have a birdbath and a couple’a tarps.
    Missy’s flamingos are a bit faded, though. You get anything about flamingo paint?

    My spam filter works pretty darn well.
    The only trash mail I get is from politicians and organizations I’ve already donated to.

    Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — September 14, 2011 @ 8:32 am

  7. Hey, there’s good money in tarps! Why just a couple of years ago, the gummint paid $700 billion for a TARP.

    Lord only knows what they’d pay for a birdbath…

    Comment by Stilton — September 14, 2011 @ 8:48 am

  8. I know of at least one Byrd in gummint what coulda used a good scrubbing.

    Comment by apotheosis — September 14, 2011 @ 8:50 am

  9. ^^ bwa-ha-ha!! My latest spam=

    Become_..a._.social__worker.._ That would be a short lived career because I just don’t care about their problems.

    See post above and “Man Up”.

    Comment by Wollf — September 14, 2011 @ 8:53 am

  10. I was thrilled to be *offered* a grant for college! With 2 masters degrees, I decided against The Porch payin for it. You are welcome DRAK Knights—–

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — September 14, 2011 @ 9:22 am

  11. Become_..a._.social__worker.._
    thrilled to be *offered* a grant for college
    Why folks, I believe you’ve been Stimulated by the Uhbama Regime.

    Comment by dick not quite dead white guy — September 14, 2011 @ 9:32 am

  12. Before word verification I got a lot of pet supply spam because I wrote about my blue heeler jack a lot.
    Usually: “that was great. I love dogs too. Go to uselessdogcrap.com”
    I still see on my sitemeter several times a day hits from googlebot in mountain view, ca. They hit random posts trolling for keywords… ie pets, money, sex &ct, then they choose the appropriate spam such as pet stuff, mortgage lenders, penis enlagement.
    Luckily for me wv seems to keep them at bay for the most part.

    Comment by K-Nine — September 14, 2011 @ 9:44 am

  13. Oh sure, Mr. Colonel Jerry, SIR!!! it’s because you don’t need no edukayshun!

    Comment by SondraK, TEA Party zombie — September 14, 2011 @ 9:57 am

  14. I believe you’ve been Stimulated by the Uhbama Regime.

    stimulus senses…tingling.

    or maybe that’s my prostate.

    Comment by apotheosis — September 14, 2011 @ 11:17 am

  15. Dude.

    You’ll go blind reading that crap. Trust me.

    Comment by mojo — September 14, 2011 @ 12:42 pm

  16. Tarps will be eminently useful when it comes time to “shoot, shovel, and shut up.”

    Comment by Fat Baxter — September 14, 2011 @ 3:22 pm

  17. I’m on Gmail and get very little spam. I had an account on an independent ISP and got close to a dozen a day.

    My favorites were the ones who tried to convince me that Life Would Be Beautiful if only I got one of their knock-off Rolex imitations, and the one from the niece of the banker in Nigeria who’d cut me in on a big slice of the account he’s trying to smuggle out of the country.

    Comment by ZZMike — September 15, 2011 @ 3:55 pm

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