ToDaZeD CaliZuela *facepalm*


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  1. Mail that to PPG, just to piss him off. It’s obvious he’s surrounded by like thinkers, well, ass kissers with child-like minds and needs a questioning dose of reality.

    A vague requirement about hospitals being able to handle “surges”.
    No sweat – a big garage lined with Murphy beds and having giant 20-person ventilators on overhead monorails, with a conveyor down the middle leading to the Soylent Green factory.
    Parking one day, in and out processing the next.

    Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — April 15, 2020 @ 3:03 pm

  2. Wednesday, Gov. Gavin Newsom announced he would spend $75 million of taxpayer money to create a Disaster Relief Fund for immigrants living in the country illegally.

    Comment by jlw — April 15, 2020 @ 4:42 pm

  3. My biggest question about built-in preparations for the next pandemic is:
    Will trains and buses have removable seats to assure distancing?

    Comment by DougM ☞crotchety and judgmental☜ — April 15, 2020 @ 5:05 pm

  4. Now why does this keep popping into my mind?…

    Comment by Lord of the Fleas — April 15, 2020 @ 6:34 pm

  5. Claire,

    “Valley of Chairman Xi’s WooHan WetBat OopsieFlu.”

    Stands. Claps. BRAVO!

    Comment by Holger — April 16, 2020 @ 3:58 am

  6. I had a thought.

    Now, I’m sure the PrettyBoyKingofKali certainly doesn’t need any ideas from a hayseed serf from Minnesotastan but imagine medical/SWAT teams roaming the state of Califusion, going to each home to “inoculate” the citizenry. The dosage would be enough to render the infected/potentiallyinfected/maybejustachanceinfected unconscious for 30 days. So you now have 100% of the population “out” and DEFINITELY practicing the most efficient social distancing possible for 30 days – well, not exactly 100%, cuz PrettyBoyKing, his entourage and select Bolshevik crowned princes and princesses would be exempted.

    During the 30 day “LightsOut” period, it would give the gubmint the time to inspect everyone’s eating habits, social media interactive history, voting record and firearm inclinations and thus those meeting the “standard” would be woken after 30 days while the undesirably deplorable probates would not – they would be transported to “ViralReeducationCenters.”

    There. All fixed.

    Comment by Holger — April 16, 2020 @ 4:42 am

  7. @jlw I guess we can infer from this just how much PPG cares about who is allowed to vote in CA.

    Comment by Blake — April 16, 2020 @ 7:29 am

  8. Claire (and everybody else:)

    The plan is simple. We turn Yuma, Arizona into a giant communication center; no calls, e-mails, messages, mail, nothing, comes out of the left coast. (Don’t worry, there’s plenty of parking in Yuma for all the new workers.) The only communications allowed into Left Coastia will be real estate solicitations (we wanna buy your house,) and car insurance offers (we can save you OVER $600 DOLLARS!)

    Then, we change the point of focus and direction of The Wall from east-west to north-south. The wall will then run from San Diego to Yuma to Canadia.

    I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: the biggest threat to the United States comes, not from Beijing, but from Sacramento.

    Comment by MikeAZ — April 16, 2020 @ 8:36 am

  9. …what he called “a big, bold bet on a new strategy.”

    “Big and bold bet” with Other People’s Money…

    Comment by rickn8or — April 16, 2020 @ 1:14 pm

  10. @Holger (6^)
    During the 30 day “LightsOut” period special committees will collect and process all the mail-in votes from those being “treated.”

    Comment by OldFert — April 16, 2020 @ 11:39 pm

  11. ^10 OldFert

    Touche’! (didn’t even see that one coming!)

    Comment by Holger — April 17, 2020 @ 2:07 am

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