happy rollover on Earth’s revolvometer*

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  1. Happy new year to all, I hope we all prosper in the new year.

    Comment by blindshooter — January 1, 2012 @ 8:33 am

  2. “Howda hell can one prosper if his limit is 1% +/- zero” ( .oOh wait, 1% – *ZERO* = Cosmic!

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — January 1, 2012 @ 9:39 am

  3. Happy New Year y’all!
    My hope is that we all survive it :)

    Comment by Melissa In Texas — January 1, 2012 @ 10:05 am

  4. Comment by Claire: barbarian, etc — January 1, 2012 @ 10:44 am

  5. If the Mayans had Premivera, they could have included some GANT and PERT charts, or added some really cool graphics. Unfortunately, they didn’t, so when they ran out of rock, they ran out of calender.

    The lack of technology is a bitch.

    Comment by Jess — January 1, 2012 @ 11:58 am

  6. Barackula Ogabe’s re-election might just be a fitting end to the universe.

    Comment by Karl Uppiano — January 1, 2012 @ 4:20 pm

  7. jess (5)
    Just haven’t found the follow-on rock is all.

    Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — January 1, 2012 @ 4:25 pm

  8. I made a resolution to stop going to operas.

    Comment by Alan outback bacon czar — January 1, 2012 @ 4:31 pm

  9. Anyone who hasn’t should go over and read through the awards.

    Very amusing.

    Comment by kinlaw — January 1, 2012 @ 4:41 pm

  10. Doug, do you mean like a windows service pack n+1?

    Comment by mech — January 1, 2012 @ 9:48 pm

  11. DougM, HNY & I wanna halp you out with some of the techno-linguistics prollems you’re havin’!
    A REVOLVOMETER was found in many of the 100 series Volvos imported into this country back in the ’60s. It kept track of how many times the odometers indexed back to 00000 miles.

    Comment by Lance — January 1, 2012 @ 10:31 pm

  12. Regarding that Mayan calendar thing…

    Comment by Stilton — January 1, 2012 @ 10:41 pm

  13. Thanks to JS, I just had my firstest OHSHITE moment of 2012!

    Comment by Lance — January 1, 2012 @ 11:21 pm

  14. Haha, excellent, n. 12!!

    Happy 2012 to all in The Porch!!

    Comment by Maria Edi — January 2, 2012 @ 7:15 am

  15. I think the archy-ologists made a mistake in translation. *I* think the poor sucker who got the job of chipping out that fucking stone was jist predicting how fucking long it was gonna take him to get the job done!!!!!! {…I mean, if it was me, Ida dreamed of a Home Depot electrical toolz aisle…}

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — January 2, 2012 @ 9:45 am

  16. ^ ColJ,
    Hmm …
    perhaps it was an estimate of how long it would take to pay off the tribal debt.

    Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — January 2, 2012 @ 6:00 pm

  17. My kid made the astute observation that our 2012 calendars run out in December.

    We’re doubly screwed now.

    Comment by Paladin — January 3, 2012 @ 11:48 am

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